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John Jay Doesn’t Even Lift

By Bwog Staff on Jan 29, 2013 26 Comments

Yesterday Bwog reported on the beginnings of an insurrection in John Jay over an elevator which has been under emergency repairs since last semester. The conflict rages on with today’s new communiqué from the field:

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WinterFestivities Tonight!

By Bwog Staff on Jan 29, 2013 1 Comments

Barnard’s SGA is hosting WinterFest, a festive celebration of everybody’s least favorite season, winter, tonight from 7-9 on Lehman Lawn. Performances from Clefhangers, Bacchantae and Dhoom are promised, as well as free scarves and hot cocoa pong(?). Sounds like Lehman Lawn will be positively (w)in(ter)fested with good times. The waiting challenge via Wikimedia

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The B&W Invites You To Its 2nd Meeting

By Bwog Staff on Jan 29, 2013 2 Comments

The Blue and White will conduct its second meeting of the semester tonight, at 9 p.m. in the crypt of St. Paul’s Chapel. (Not to exclude the possibility of an unexpected, forced exodus.) The staff will be talking through what little remains to talk through for the February issue, and also assigning pitches for the […]

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SGA: Counting the Stars

By Bwog Staff on Jan 29, 2013 3 Comments

SGA met for the first time this semester in the exciting new locale that is Diana 502, getting back to business with a casual meeting. There, dark and mysterious like Aragorn in the Prancing Pony, Maddie Ball waited in the wings, and this is her report. SGA kicked off their first meetings of the semester […]

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Roomhop: Hewitt’s Master Suite

By Bwog Staff on Jan 29, 2013 4 Comments

Bwog caught wind of a mysterious room in Barnard’s Hewitt Hall. Extravagance Expert Maud Rozee and lucky resident Linda Crowley, BC’15, present the deets on this sweet crib. From the outside, Linda Crowley’s room looks like any other Hewitt single. Once inside her bizarre pastel fuschia door, however, I felt as if I’d entered the […]

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Bwog Doesn’t Want You to Get the Flu

By Bwog Staff on Jan 29, 2013 0 Comments

Here is information from Columbia Health that will help you help us: Columbia Health will provide free flu shots Tuesday, January 29, 2013, at Lerner Hall, Broadway Room, from 11:00 a.m. – 4:00 p.m. (University ID Card required) Alternatively, you may schedule an appointment at Medical Services in John Jay Hall by calling (212) 854-2284. […]

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Bwoglines: Things Come and Go Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 29, 2013 1 Comments

New York has finally acknowledged that those ‘No Honking’ signs were not stopping anyone. The honking never seems to stop anyone either, so the whole debate seems futile. (NYT) Trying to escape death is also futile. Apparently the average life span of a species can usually be determined from its average size. (NPR) Detroit may […]

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Bwog Asked: “Why Are You Here?”

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2013 2 Comments

Work may not be bothering you in Butler yet, but Bwog is! We spent our Sunday night asking the few souls who are already studying in Butler, “Why are you here?” only to quickly realize that it was a silly question. While Bwog’s shoddy work ethic keeps us from the depths of the library until […]

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What the Core Should Teach

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2013 15 Comments

As spring internships start, we here at Bwog have realized that knowing exactly where Odysseus went, the intricacies of a Hobbesian state of nature, and the proxies involved in fMRIs aren’t very useful in a real workplace. With that in mind, we have compiled a list of classes the Core should teach in order to maximize […]

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Lecture Hall Reviews: NoCo 501

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2013 16 Comments

Remembering our fine tradition of reviewing things that don’t really matter pass over the undiscerning eye (such as pastries, cafes and chairs), we mark the beginning of a new semester with the beginning of a new set of criticisms — in this case, the lecture hall. After all, environment is everything. Our first assessment comes from […]

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Overseen: John Jay Goes Cray Cray

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2013 19 Comments

One of John Jay’s elevators has been undergoing emergency repair since the beginning of the semester. The oppressed and alienated residents of the 15-story building now have to make a choice: to arduously wait in line for up to 20 minutes or to scale the building’s interminable stairs. Enraged, the John Jayites are rising against […]

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Bye Bye Card Catalog

By Bwog Staff on Jan 28, 2013 19 Comments

Half of the space in Butler 310 that was taken up by the card catalog is now occupied by new neat-o desks and chairs for studying. Which is a good thing, since apparently the catalog hadn’t been updated since 1985. You can go ahead and leave your condolences for this dying and painfully time-consuming research […]

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Bwoglines: Activist Edition

Alex Tang 0

baby you were born this way
bwoglines
girls run the world
just dance
the republicans need to get their shit together
we bet you're hungover from last night

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Opening Remarks: Spring 2017

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classics department parties
my sweetie is a bunch of dirt
opening remarks
politically correct and socially aware ham sandwiches
projector screen inconveniences
the crisis

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Anti-Trump Death Threats Scrawled On Wien Bulletin Board

Bwog Staff 3

8 years?
breaking
this is like the Carman trans poster drama again except people here actually hate Trump
we could joke about this but that seems distatseful
we hope Columbia can come to peace with itself

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CUMB Presents “Urine Good Hands”

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donald trump could never replace michelle obama tho
putinreads.jpg
turn up at the function
vladdy my daddy

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Get Your Moderately Less Overpriced Tickets Today

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arts initiative
classy bwog
literally drinking merlot as we write this post
throwback to when it was still cool to like hamilton
throwback to when the tic had hamilton tickets
TIC

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Bwoglines: Escape Edition

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bwoglines
i didn't know el chapo had another name
i don't knwo what an under the envelop or back of the envelope calculation even is tbh
i love museums i mean they must be thinking about art all day
sorry if my reference to pitbull is too shitty

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#TBT: We’ve Been Fighting Trump For Longer Than You Think

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"lousy location"
(for now)
calling prezbo a dummy
donald trump
last full day of him being president elect
president elect
prezbo
tbt to when donald trump was just a real-estater

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Columbia Men’s Basketball Season Preview

Ross Chapman 1

can 2020 make up for 2016?
men's basketball
postseason tournament hopes
sports
sports previews
who remembers that the ivy league is a sports league?

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