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To Orgo Or To Breakfast?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 6 Comments

Here in the darkness of finals, not one, but two time-honored procrastinatory activities are available for you tonight. You can either catch Orgo Night for politically incorrect jokes in Butler, or nourish your all-nighter at Barnard’s Midnight Breakfast — the theme this year is Electric Breakfast, which means that you have to do the electric […]

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Financial Aid Wants To Feed You

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 0 Comments

If you haven’t bought groceries in the last two weeks because Westside isn’t in Butler, you’re in luck. The Office of Financial Aid is hosting a “Meet, Eat, And Greet” tonight from 4 to 6 p.m. in the Satow Room. This time frame is also right before the library dinner-time turnover, so you may have […]

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Overseen: Notes That Are More Aggressive Than Passive

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 2 Comments

We all hate Butler campers — and we all are Butler campers. One brave bitch going crazy, though, has had enough with the vicious cycle and the abandoned backpacks. Don’t be scared by the latent rage present, though; the heart at the end means that they really do like you, don’t worry, and they’re not […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Studying before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 0 Comments

Bwog would love to greet the morning with you every day during exam period, but we really don’t want to leave our nest of blankets in the Diana bed. Our compromise is to invite you into our cocoon for a few minutes to share some tidbits. Maybe you can return the favor by sending your […]

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Actual Wisdom: Gary Okihiro

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 49 Comments

Tonight’s Actual Wisdom: Gary Okihiro, Comparative Ethnics professor and expert on the Department of Social Formations, humility, and how many times a person can die. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Throughout my over thirty-year career, I’ve had to justify my field of study, comparative ethnic studies, repeatedly. Now I’ve got to […]

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The Most Wonderful Time Of The Night

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Update: Deantini just gets cuter and cuter. A tipster reported that along with mini candy canes, he’s sharing some amazingly dorky classic comments. Ex: “We have a class called Lit Hum??? *chuckles at own joke*” and “I don’t have *anything* figured out!” Keep chuckling, good sir. We know that your 10th hour in Butler seems to […]

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How To Write Your Final Paper: Thesis Statement Mad Libs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 6 Comments

Writing papers on three hours of sleep and two shots of espresso is hard, but slaving away in Butler has its benefits–Bwog’s got the composition process almost down to a science. To help you through this finals season, here are some helpful guidelines for getting your thesis statement from your brain onto the page. First […]

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Wednesday Wasted on Water

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Two girls were seen plundering Morton Williams of its supply of Pellegrino sparkling water bottles—but they had one of those tubs you use to move your entire amount of possessions into your room in the fall. Maybe they had just gotten out of a two-seat Lambo and were really thirsty…?

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GonzoBwog: Zumba with DSpar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Bwog sent Daredevil Dancer Maud Rozee into the heart of Barnard’s dance studio 2 to report on McAC’s highly anticipated “Zumba Study Break with President Spar” event. I had mixed feelings about the idea of Zumbaing with President Spar at first. The sensible part of me asked “why would I want to embarrass myself in […]

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Culinary Contrarian: Chili On Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 3 Comments

Culinary Contrarian Colin Stokes has braved the dark corners of the Columbia food scene to dazzle, startle, and entertain us. This time, he ventures into the world of red meat on campus — and it’s not a JJ’s place burger. Read on for the most unexpected of chili sources. When you are pulling an all-dayer […]

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A Song That Just Won’t Die

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 49 Comments

Maybe that will change come 2013, but for now we’re still living in the year of Call Me Maybe and Gangnam Style. So grit your teeth and wring out every last drop of guilty pleasure from “Columbia Style,” by Columbia Style.

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PrezBo, Out of Context

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 4 Comments

For the past few fall semesters, PrezBo has taught a class on free speech. This year, the class focuses on constitutional freedom of speech and press in the United States. Bwog was tipped a neatly chronological selection of the best out-of-context quips from our elegantly coiffured president’s only class. 9/24: “Get your note pads out—in […]

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Creating A Space For Observant Jews On Campus

Elana Rebitzer 1

any holiday sounds nice right around now
get up to date on your religious holidays @bwog
jewish at barnumbia
just asking for a little leeway here
remember back when all your friends had bar mitzvahs?
remember back when all your friends had bat mitzvahs?

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PeopleHop: The Admins Of Facebook’s columbia buy sell memes

Rachel Deal 2

"this isn't a safe space" uh ok
better than overheard at barnard lol
columbia buy sell memes
finals week procrastination
joanne the scammer
memes
memetic marxism
old memes are not funny tho
the nut button
what u rly know about safe spaces tho

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Tinder Archetype: The Sadboy

Youngweon Lee 2

be careful he might still be a fuckboy
his hipster friends are cooler than you
it's not just a phase
my type
post-adolescent ennui
tinder archetype

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Bwog In Bed: Just Dance

Bwog Staff 0

bwog in bed is backkkk
good luck with your studying columbia!
grindr in nyc is an experience like no other
spooky procrastination
take care of yourself columbia
the best overseen/overheards are on grindr
the fame was a gr8 album

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Marching Band Prohibited From Playing Orgo Night In Butler 209

Bwog Staff 20

ann thornton or public enemy number one?
cumb
marching band
orgo night
orgo night is still happening! but ... where

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North Pole State of Mind: Bwog Reviews XMAS!11

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bwog reviews
bwog wants a yo-yo for christmas
christmas
happy finals season from bwog
happy holidays from bwog
it's never too early to start listening to xmas music
musical theater
rudolph
snow
snow puns
xmas!11

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Reminder: Stressbusters In Butler

Leo Bevilacqua 1

ahh
ALL FREE TODAY
blue mercury
bwogaliscious
canyon ranch
Catalina wine mixer
cucumber infused water
don't fart
equinox spa
jap lef chose me
massage therapist
namaste bitches
oh what a relief it is
OMMMM
rub rub rub
sigh
therapy
today

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Hail To The (Interim) Chief

Dassi Karp 0

'tis the season for controversial appointments
back at it again
bwog learns some things
DSpar
good luck Rob
joebama?
sga
shoutout to the spec photographer's pocket square
unique

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