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Senior Wisdom: Jasmine Senior

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 41 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Jasmine Senior (yes, that’s my last name), Army Brat, Columbia College, Political Science/French and Francophone Studies Claim to Fame? I consistently provide people with free food throughout the academic year. I have also never pulled an all-nighter. In part because my body just won’t let me (probably jinxing myself…) Where are […]

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Masterpieces of Western Television II

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 19 Comments

Your knowledge of the canon of Western Television is incomplete without the second semester. So, Bwog did a bunch of procrastinating studying and finished up the study guide. Rocket Power It was sometimes difficult to watch Otto, Twister, Squid, and Reggie doing extreme sports when all we could do was eat out Honeynut Cheerios on the […]

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Roger That, Security Levels Will Be Raised to Red Level Alpha 7 Charlie Bravo For Obama

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 36 Comments

If you’re planning to attend Barnard Commencement, get ready to be searched/checked/wanded/stripped/violated-in-all-sortsaways. To avoid the possibility of a nightmare scenario, Columbia University Commencement and Barnard College have been working with The White House and the Secret Service in order to ensure the security of POTUS. This means almost every gate, sidewalk, window, and building will be […]

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Chronicles of Existentialism: The Chalk Is a Lie

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 2 Comments

The Dark Night holds many mysteries, not least among them the delibility of chalk. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The first sentence in this list is false. Did the chalk last through the night?

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Glorious Mortal Plushy Combat

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 12 Comments

In case you missed the opportunity to achieve immortal kleos at last night’s pillowfight, Bwog invites you to relive the madness with this gratuitous gallery of gory photographs: Two combatants reflect on their conquests: Girl 1: ”OUR PILLOWS ARE STAINED WITH THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO CHALLENGED US” Girl 2: ”But like, actually though….I’m not sleeping on […]

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When a Dorm is Actually a Pig Sty

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 10 Comments

Zuzana Giertlova dons her detective hat and pigs out. Read this and more in the April issue of The Blue & White, on campus this week! Rumor had it there was a pig living in a University-owned building somewhere in the city. The Blue & White took it upon themselves to investigate, and set out […]

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The Morning After

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

It was a pretty dark night for everyone. Well, at least for all these people. Some early risers (or never-actually-went-to-sleep-ers) were greeted with images of the aftermath this morning, Below, glimpses of some secrets Butler didn’t hide fast enough from the light of day.

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Bwoglines: While You Were Power Napping Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

Senator Schumer fought to keep beer cheap. (NYPost) The Empire State building went green. (Reuters) Mr. Normal took France. (Daily Intel) Our part of Broadway got a reality check. (NYT) Procrastinating for your 1 pm final became a whole lot easier. (Buzzfeed) Excuse to meta-link via Dark Night tipster

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A Dark Night For Souls Everywhere

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 55 Comments

You’re miserable. We’re miserable. The guy who’ll have to kick us all out of 210 from 7 to 8 am is preemptively miserable on behalf of everyone involved. As per tradition, we took this dark and dreary night as an opportunity to traipse through Butler and photograph the anguish. Send your own photos of the […]

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Senior Wisdom: David Spencer Seconi

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 56 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: David Spencer Seconi; Rochester (the Roc), NY; Columbia College, History. Claim to Fame: The one I tell my parents: bringing Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf to campus my junior year was a wild ride. I raised over $7k and organized a multitude of student groups/faculty/campus security in order to bring him to Lerner Hall […]

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Senior Wisdom: Mario Gabriele

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 17 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Mario Gabriele, London, UK, Columbia College Claim to Fame: My time in Morningside was pretty devoid of fame, though I did stumble into a little infamy while abroad in Nepal. An angry middle-aged villager in the Himalayas is not fond of me…I called him a naughty man in nepali (never say that), he […]

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Senior Wisdom: Jacob Rice

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 30 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Jacob Rice, Oakland, CA, CC, Theater and Astrophysics Claim to Fame? I think I may be the only person to graduate Columbia with a double major in theater and astrophysics, but most people know me as the loud kid who looks kind of like Andy Samberg. Where are you going? I’m doing a theater […]

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Housing Reviews 2016: 600 West 113th Street (Nussbaum)

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fuck mcbain
housing 2016
if you live in mcbain you try too hard socially
nuss
nuss-embalm was the name of our halloween party
nussbaum
nussbaum turnup LIT
sunlight for those of you with seasonal affective disorder

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Bwoglines: Party At 2 AM Edition

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2:22
bwog does things?
bwog parties?
bwoglines
crown royal
make a wish
one bwog to rule them all
or fight milk
party
party at 2 am
R I O T
riot punch from Always Sunny would be amazing
this is our aesthetic guys you can't just judge us
this was done at 2 am
what is bwog?

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Breaking Bacchanal: Ticket Policy Information

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bacchanal 2016
bacchanal news
breaking bacchanal
catch bwog on the lawns tripping balls
herded like cattle
six pens of fun
They Don't Want You To Bacch
ticket policy on ticket policy
war on fun
who's the headliner tho???

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Field Notes: Break Spring Edition

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'didn't get laid lmao': an unfortunately common occurrence here at bwog
field notes
field notes could easily be renamed 'drugs weirdos and failed sexual exploits'
the best thing that happened this break was that we slept
why would you visit relatives when you could get drunk and lie on the beach? (unless you can somehow do both)

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Bucket List: Post Aesthetics, Brazil, And American Warfare

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"view from the trenches" what
ah yes women's rights are oppressed at that tool of the patriarchy: buzzfeed
America is greatest country in the world no doubt
American warfare is best warfare
arts is incorporated sorta
bucket list
bucketlist
seriously how are people leaving already that's absurd
this week in the arts

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Long Live The President

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'the most diverse and accomplished communities of students and faculty in the nation' ... whatever that means
if bernie doesn't win the primary can we nominate him for president of columbia?
prezbo
the band said at orgo night that bernie IS columbia so we think it'd work
who gets to elect our president though
why don't they just extend his term to 2222 while they're at it

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Get Fucked By Housing Via Lottery Number

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columbia housing
good lottery numbers
happiness level
housing
housing 2016
shitty lottery numbers
the lottery is rigged i swear to god
utils thanks gulati
wheel of housing
who got #1? let's out 'em

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Get Your Game Face On For Barnard Spirit Week

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barnard spirit week
challenge: get a face swap selfie with dspar
finally we get to go on the diana rooftop
free food
fun and flirty
how barnard
it's a girl's party!
just tryna celebrate being a bold beautiful barnard woman
man we love the free ben and jerry's
mcac
now we don't have to buy a diana pizza on monday!
such spirit

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