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Overseen: Finals Tips

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 38 Comments

Spotted in SIPA: the big kids have some advice for us underlings. Also, they want their shit back.

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Senior Wisdom: Maxwell Bertolero

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 48 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Maxwell Bertolero. Danville, CA. General Studies. Philosophy and Psychology. Claim to Fame: That annoying GS kid who asks way too many questions. Former motocross racer and high school drop out. In the future, I hope to be known as the kid who talked about depression, dirtbikes, free will, and drinking whiskey in his […]

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Drinking with Bwog: Finals Edition Pt. 2

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 3 Comments

So it’s finals times and you say you won’t be drinking? Yeah, we totally believe you. Just in case you want to—you know—live vicariously through our staggering prose, we bequeath unto you Drinking with Bwog: Finals Edition. Read responsibly! If you’ve somehow managed to score a seat in the ref room, Bwog would shake your hand. […]

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Orgo Night Recap

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 30 Comments

The semesterly tradition of filling Butler 209 to capacity happened last night, and for all those who missed out on the swampy experience (the B.O. levels rivaled Butler 409) we present a short collection of thoughts, observations, and Instagram-y photos cobbled together at a surprisingly empty 1020 (thank you Lit Hum and CC finals!). The […]

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Phinal 2012 Phi Beta Kappa Crew Announced

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 72 Comments

We’d like to take a moment to emerge from our very bitter Butler shell to extend a genuine congratulations to the seniors who’ve been inducted to Phi Beta Kappa, aka the nation’s oldest honor society, aka a BFD. (And if you’re still wondering what PBK is, you probably don’t have to check for your name on the list. […]

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Paunching Fruit for 24 Hours

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 0 Comments

This afternoon at 5 pm, campus improv group Fruit Paunch begins their annual 24 hour comedy show on Low Plaza. Stop by anytime before 5 pm tomorrow for a dose of irreverent and mildly awkward humor before the onset of the dark night. If you need a reason more compelling than forcing Bob and Eli to reenact […]

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Senior Wisdom: Boris Vassilev

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 27 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Boris Vassilev, Rockville, MD (Originally Sofia, Bulgaria), Columbia College, Physics and Creative Writing (I did it for the money.) Claim to Fame? Fame: Bwog’s last surviving copy editor. The only Eastern European, transfer science and humanities double major on campus. My heart chambers fire out of order. Infamy: The set of Fiddler on […]

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Some Of These Things Are Not Like The Others: Rembrandt

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 4 Comments

Because there are few hells fresher than trying to memorize 1,000 PowerPoint slides of paintings you swear never even came up in class, we’ll be helping you study for your Art Hum exam this week with a closer look at some of the syllabus. In this next installment of SOTTANLTO Bwog’s Professional Photoshopper/Procrastinator Zach Kagan assures […]

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Quarto Magazine Launches Tonight!

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 3 Comments

Quarto, Columbia’s Undergraduate Journal of Creative Writing, releases its sixty-third annual issue tonight! To celebrate, they’re having a launch party from 9 to 11 pm in 501 Dodge complete with free food of the fancy cheese/sparkling apple juice variety. They also made this funky video (below) of people making triangles with their hands and/or scribbling things. […]

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Throwback Tunes: A Musical Study Guide for Lit Hum

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 6 Comments

Freshpeople, Bwog can’t believe you kids are already studying for your Lit Hum final! In honor of the big test, we’re recycling this gem of a post. Below, Bwog presents a playlist of songs with references to glorious works of our literary past from the second semester of the Lit Hum syllabus. ‘Njoy! The Beatles, “I […]

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From the Archives: Spoiler Alert

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 12 Comments

Still cramming for LitHum and CC? Did you fall asleep last night before you could finish reading Crime and Punishment? Bwog is here to help with another oldie-but-goodie from reading periods past. It all began when Bwog overheard this conversation: Freshman Girl: Hey, so how did Pride and Prejudice end? Freshman Boy: Oh, they get […]

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Bwoglines: Friendly Reminders Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 0 Comments

The Knicks’ Tyson Chandler reminds us that one man’s weak defense is another man’s sweet new trophy—and also why it’s important to write acceptance speeches ahead of time. (NYDN) Yahoo! CEO Scott Thompson reminds us that there’s a difference between elaboration and fabrication on your résumé; we’re still waiting on that CCE workshop. (Daily Intel) […]

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What Do You Need To Do To Get Enough Sleep During Midterms?

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bwog is a helpful website really
honestly just drop out of school
pls sleep. eat. stay hydrated. exercise if you're into that
quiz
this reminds us of the kid we saw studying for physics OUTDOORS at NIGHT outside john jay
we don't follow our own advice
what were your results? jk we don't care

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A Brief History Of “The Chairman”

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basketball
broken ankles broken dreams
Bwog does sports guys
chairman meow
lo on low today with temps in the 70s
maodo lo
sports
the chairman
this is the stuff P3 papers are made of
what do you when the world defines you without your consent

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Wednesday Playlist: Spring Break On Low Beach

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hot hot hot
it's so fucking warm
low beach is not a beach
not sure if that last song saved it or not
not too deep
playlist
sean kingston
spring break
this playlist gets a lil dark tbh
we are having a fruit picnic on low at 5 pm but you are not invited
what a throwback

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GSSC Wants Us To Read Its Emails And Reforms Its Weekly Owl

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bwoggers probably give our site 50% of its views
Dalitso Nkhoma
Elizabeth Heyman
gssc
Jade Le-Cascarino
money matters
more people would probably read the emails if they emulated the nonchalant and irreverent style favored by pranksters-cum-lawgivers ben and viv
we are listening to sad soundtracks as we write this up

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Bwoglines: The Trajectory of Destiny Edition

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bwoglines
doesn't it seem like life keeps happening
maybe the sun will offset your burgeoning dissatisfaction with your lot in life
midterms season
momentum
pls send help sos
the futility of resistance
the Kardashians are a part of this complete breakfast
treat yourself to a fruit picnic on low today
trumpwatch

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Where In The World Is The Athena Center?

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barnard
cc stands for critical confusion
even barnard bwog members admit we might not have been able to do this
geography

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Midterm Thots

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and tears
art history midterms are the causes of tuberculosis
don't do drugs until ur done w ur midterms
leonardo no-oscar-o
lol no he won his oscar the meme is dead
there's a hamilton reference everywhere

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SGA Revises Its Revision Policy

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bwog disapproves of gender-based misconduct
don't do gender-based misconduct!
don't let misconducting people lead!
how many drafts till the revising stops?
infinite probably
insta fame at your fingertips
or grade our papers!
so it needs amendments
the constitution's a mess!

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