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Paunching Fruit for 24 Hours

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 0 Comments

This afternoon at 5 pm, campus improv group Fruit Paunch begins their annual 24 hour comedy show on Low Plaza. Stop by anytime before 5 pm tomorrow for a dose of irreverent and mildly awkward humor before the onset of the dark night. If you need a reason more compelling than forcing Bob and Eli to reenact […]

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Senior Wisdom: Boris Vassilev

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 27 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Boris Vassilev, Rockville, MD (Originally Sofia, Bulgaria), Columbia College, Physics and Creative Writing (I did it for the money.) Claim to Fame? Fame: Bwog’s last surviving copy editor. The only Eastern European, transfer science and humanities double major on campus. My heart chambers fire out of order. Infamy: The set of Fiddler on […]

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Some Of These Things Are Not Like The Others: Rembrandt

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 4 Comments

Because there are few hells fresher than trying to memorize 1,000 PowerPoint slides of paintings you swear never even came up in class, we’ll be helping you study for your Art Hum exam this week with a closer look at some of the syllabus. In this next installment of SOTTANLTO Bwog’s Professional Photoshopper/Procrastinator Zach Kagan assures […]

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Quarto Magazine Launches Tonight!

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 3 Comments

Quarto, Columbia’s Undergraduate Journal of Creative Writing, releases its sixty-third annual issue tonight! To celebrate, they’re having a launch party from 9 to 11 pm in 501 Dodge complete with free food of the fancy cheese/sparkling apple juice variety. They also made this funky video (below) of people making triangles with their hands and/or scribbling things. […]

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Throwback Tunes: A Musical Study Guide for Lit Hum

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 6 Comments

Freshpeople, Bwog can’t believe you kids are already studying for your Lit Hum final! In honor of the big test, we’re recycling this gem of a post. Below, Bwog presents a playlist of songs with references to glorious works of our literary past from the second semester of the Lit Hum syllabus. ‘Njoy! The Beatles, “I […]

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From the Archives: Spoiler Alert

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 12 Comments

Still cramming for LitHum and CC? Did you fall asleep last night before you could finish reading Crime and Punishment? Bwog is here to help with another oldie-but-goodie from reading periods past. It all began when Bwog overheard this conversation: Freshman Girl: Hey, so how did Pride and Prejudice end? Freshman Boy: Oh, they get […]

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Bwoglines: Friendly Reminders Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 0 Comments

The Knicks’ Tyson Chandler reminds us that one man’s weak defense is another man’s sweet new trophy—and also why it’s important to write acceptance speeches ahead of time. (NYDN) Yahoo! CEO Scott Thompson reminds us that there’s a difference between elaboration and fabrication on your résumé; we’re still waiting on that CCE workshop. (Daily Intel) […]

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To Help You “Study”

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 5 Comments

In light of the fact that your CC final is tomorrow, and you’ve decided to take up a new television show been studying rigorously for the past three days, here is another reminder that you’re screwed prepared.

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Overheard: Spontaneous Emissions

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 10 Comments

Live from Ruggles, a tipster reports overhearing the following coming from somewhere in the shaft: A few isolated and disjointed shrieks from maybe three voices, and then, “IT’S NOT PRIMAL SCREAM YOU STUPID FUCK!” Update (Friday, 11:30 am): Our correspondent, who has not moved since submitting this tip last night, reports that the exact same […]

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Finals Angst, Elevated To All New Levels

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 12 Comments

A tipster spotted the following cry for help in the notoriously sucky Hamilton elevator:

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Don’t Forget To Eat And Get A Seat!

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 2 Comments

At Midnight Breakfast and Orgo Night, respectively! Despite some date-drama, the pre-finals breakfast will in fact be held tonight, as per tradition. Head over to LeFrak for a superhero-themed meal at 11 pm if you’re a Barnard senior, 11:30 if you’re a Barnard non-senior, and 12 if you’re a pleb. Also tonight: grab a seat […]

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Masterpieces of Western Television: Semester I

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 17 Comments

As we all rigorously master the Western canon of visual art, music, literature, and philosophy, we soon realize that there is surely one discipline missing from this list, one that we are perhaps best at studying for: television. But, because Bwog has a shorter attention span and more of a penchant for solipsism than that […]

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Barnard To Raise Student Minimum Wage

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barnard
breaking
fight for fifteen
minimum wage
student workers
SWS

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Check Out The Muslim Protagonist This Saturday

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$free.99
but you're probably a degenerate
bwog is a failed creative writing major
do something productive for once
do u guys remember mist a few weeks ago
not that kind of symposium
psa
the muslim protagonist

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Housing Coverage 2016, Day 7

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carnival
godspeed @sophomores
housing woes
if u get shafted u will probably do better in cc bc you'll understand where some of these thinkers are coming from in terms of despair
it's kind of bittersweet when housing ends but you can't expect that high-intensity drama/trauma to last forever
luv you housing staff
this bwogger is bound 4 wien
we have more stickers pls come
we know you're scrutinizing floor plans in gen chem as you read this
we love creeping in the lounge because we know where all our crushes are living next yr before directory is updated
we'll even miss spec being incompetent next to us

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Earth Institute Professors Ruth DeFries And Jeffrey Sachs Named University Professors

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celebrity profs
prezbo
university professors

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Remembering Public Safety Officer Martin Nelles

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columbia public safety
officer nelles
rest in peace

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Bwoglines: Retirement Edition

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2016 shitshow
alpha centauri: farther away than harmony
bwog gift guide
bwoglines
housing
how are ppl who have passes to natl parks different from those who just show up--is there something undemocratic at work here
metta world peace refers to himself as a panda in the third person
robbing banks in brooklyn brb
this is your brain on wien
we're in online selection pray for us fam

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If Hillary Tried Normaling At Columbia

Maddie Stearn 2

30 Rock is so applicable here
Like anyone at Columbia is all that 'authentic'
Normaling
Real question: what's up with the EC swiping system?
These actually look kind of believable?
Who's gonna be the dumbass to ask when Hil was on campus?

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Housing Coverage 2016, Day 6

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don't also get shafted by reading Spec
don't get shafted in McBain
get some fuck spec stickers today y'all
getting ready for a 300 sq ft room next year
glad some of us don't have to ever deal with housing
mfw some people dropped to online selection
Nu$$baum
tfw barnard supposedly has guaranteed housing but is almost out of rooms

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