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You Might Want to Take a Shower Tonight

By Bwog Staff on Feb 16, 2012 5 Comments

Update, 12:36 am: Facilities just sent out an email to the effect that there will be no heat in Wien tomorrow from 9 am to 1 pm. Don’t worry though! There’s “no immediate threat.” Full email after the jump. Because there’s a chance you won’t be able to tomorrow, unless you prefer strutting across campus in […]

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Personals: Dhriki Minaj, SEAS ’13, and [REDACTED], CC ’13

By Bwog Staff on Feb 15, 2012 36 Comments

Valentine’s Day may have passed, but love endures. If either of these two ladies interests you, tell us at personals@bwog.com, and we’ll shell out $10 for your date. Name, Year, School, Major: Dhriki Minaj, SEAS 2013, Biomedical Engineering Preference: engineer for doctor Hometown: Syosset, Long Island Your dream date in seven words or less: […]

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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Feb 15, 2012 2 Comments

In Where Art Thou? Bwog seeks out the great arts events taking place in and around campus this weekend, and writes it all up in one place for you! In the words of our Calc 3 TA, “be there or be an isosceles trapezoid.” If you would like your event featured, please drop us a line at […]

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Valentine’s Day: The Aftermath

By Bwog Staff on Feb 15, 2012 8 Comments

Love poems can pack a punch. As one girl exclaimed yesterday after receiving one from her boyfriend of two weeks, “I don’t know whether to be creeped out or marry him!” Whether Valentine’s Day had you creeped out, enamored or downright depressed, Quarto wants to hear about it. Tomorrow night, the literary magazine will host an Open […]

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Jacob Andreas, SEAS ’12, Won a Churchill Scholarship

By Bwog Staff on Feb 15, 2012 18 Comments

Last week, Jacob Andreas became the first Columbia student since 1963—and the second in our school’s history—to be offered the prestigious Churchill Scholarship. The prize allows graduating seniors the opportunity to pursue studies in the fields of science, math, and engineering at the University of Cambridge for one year, where Andreas is looking to obtain […]

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Dear Bwog: Is Nude Small Talk “A Thing”?

By Bwog Staff on Feb 15, 2012 19 Comments

After a hiatus both shorter and less devastating than that of Community, Dear Bwog is back. If you have any conundra Columbiana that you want us to take a smack at, email them in to tips@bwog.com. Dear Bwog, I just ran into my TA, stark naked, leaving the Dodge showers. I still had my towel on. […]

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Lost: White Knit Hat

By Bwog Staff on Feb 15, 2012 0 Comments

I lost my white, knit, slouchy hat, left under a chair in 323 Milbank. It’s my favorite hat, so please contact me at csd2114@barnard.edu if found! Much appreciated.

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John Jay Loves You

By Bwog Staff on Feb 15, 2012 4 Comments

What happens when mediocre food takes a turn for the comforting? Cafeteria Chronicler Alison Herman reports on what Saint Valentine brought to John Jay Dining Hall only yesternight. Sad you missed out? Mark your GCal for next Tuesday, when John Jay will take a stab at gumbo in honor of Mardi Gras. Uncreative couples on […]

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QuickTix: Listen To The Beat Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 15, 2012 1 Comments

Not sure what CUarts events to go to? Bwog’s beat in the TIC box tells you the best-sellers from last week, and what tickets you should buy for upcoming on- and off-campus events. Best-sellers last week: First Friday: Gay it Loud, Gay it Proud AAA: cultureSHOCK: Evolution Athena Film Festival Mega Shabbat Mix and Mingle: […]

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Waterless in Watt

By Bwog Staff on Feb 15, 2012 5 Comments

Update, 12:22 pm: The drought has ended! Water is back on, twenty-three minutes ahead of schedule. If you’ve spotted flocks of robed Columbians bee-lining for McBain, it may not be what you think it is. According to our resident Watters, there is “absolutely no water in Watt.” And Housing estimates that there won’t be until […]

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Bwoglines: Your V-Day, But Worse Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 15, 2012 0 Comments

Did you kick back with a favorite salty snack? At least you didn’t spend 2.7 billion on it. (CNN) Did Valentine’s with your sweetie fall short of expectations? At least you’re not being charged with disorderly conduct to the second degree. (LA Times) Did you seek love in wildlife? At least—unlike Shakira—you probably had the sense not to pet […]

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Personals: St. Augustine, A.D 354

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 12 Comments

Bwog proudly presents that most desired bachelor of the past millennium. Interested parties, contact personals@bwog.com, and we’ll provide $10 for your hot date. And don’t worry if you don’t get the jokes — we didn’t read Confessions either. Name, Year, School, Major: Augustine a.k.a. Auggie, C ’87, Ascetic Studies Preference: Lowly mortal seeking passionate divine love […]

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Bwoglines: Power Through That Reading Edition

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Bwog believes in you
bwog cares about you
bwog unfortunately does not have the capability to send you coffee or puppies or stroopwafels but bwog would if bwog could
bwoglines
don't mess with your funky flow
starbucks for life sweepstakes - just in time for finals
stroopwafel may be our new favorite word
the bwog's new groove
the dream: free coffee for life
when will the cu dining halls serve stroopwafels

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Hello Deluxe My Old Friend

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"sick reference Bwog"
all mohi food is too expensive anyways
I wonder what the new restaurant would have been
it is bad if some of us have never even gone to Deluxe?
phoenixes are cool birds; phoenix is a cool city
rise from the ashes phoenix
Simon and Garfunkel vibes

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Tips For Finishing Your Research Paper In An Hour

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1500 words is nothing
are there any TAs out there that measure the margins and spacing to make sure they're correct?
bs your way to the top
can't stop talking about our data!
MLA citations are also better for word count than footnote
research papers
tfw jstor goes down in the middle of your research
the end is near
too many hours spent searching on JSTOR
wow we've been writing too many research papers

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Eat Pray Love: Level One

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always gotta quote drake
couldn't resist quoting drake
didn't we discover that elizabeth gilbert was like a crazy narcissist or st
eat pray love
even though it's not new it's just now being enforce for real
honestly dodge music and arts > law lib anyway
level one
loving in carman more like LOVE YOURSELF
novice edition
or was that not a thing that happened
pls guys... love yourselves... we know what we said but like...........
sorry still bitter about law's new policy
the magnolia tree is basically the same as mag bakery

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GSSC Chooses Gala Venue And Votes On Funding Requests

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Cipriani
emf
food from all continents
Food from seven continents
gssc
KIGS
Kim Rebetti
milvets
SENIOR CRUISE IS LIT
what even is antarctic food

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Bwoglines: Mopping Up Edition

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bwoglines
home of the ninja and the samurai
japan
Japan is literally crazy
we love Japan
we might be taking US-Japan Relations next semester
we should probably take fewer seminars tho

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IGC Greek Judicial Board Chair Winner Accused Of Unfair Electioneering

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Greek Judicial Board Chair
greek life
igc
IGC Elections
inter-greek council
Interfraternity council
Multicultural Greek Council
Panhellenic council

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The Ninety-Five Theses

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happy thesis season binches
if i die young bury with my thesis so no one else has to suffer through reading it
oooh zeitgeisty
senioritis is going around
the only lutherans at columbia write for bwog
there are no goths in the ivy league
thesis statement mad libs
this senior is gr8ful she doesn't have a thesis
we tried to keep the hamilton references to a minimum

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