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It’s finals season—time to get serious. But not for these guys. Give Penis Pundit Matt Schantz a casual head nod and maybe decide to stay for a while as he crafts a masterful portrait of those Butler Archetypes who just can’t seem to stop dicking around. They’ll come bearing a few muffled grunts, perhaps a […]
*Guffaw* Why can’t all these plebes get on my level? “I hate it when people are stupid. Like, I hate it when you’re trying to explain a concept that you think is really obvious, and you can’t even begin to try explaining it because you don’t know how to break it down to their level” guffaw face […]
Last night, Bwog readers overheard two magnificent examples of modest, Ivy League discourse. First, an anonymous artist’s failed attempt at translating peek-a-boo into performance art: Overheard: ”How much could you see? Like, could you see my vagina? I’m not a slut! I’m endearing, right?” Capital! And now for a little demonstration in modern chivalry: guy1: […]
Columbia researchers have developed a lie detecting robot, with plans to build other emotion reading robots. (NYTimes) This lie detecting power should have been tested on Republican Presidential candidates, but then Cain went and all quit, so now the process would be significantly less entertaining. (Huff Po) OWS icon turns out to be kinda crazy. (NYTimes) This […]
Silver ring found near the ramp between Butler and John Jay on the ground on Dec. 3. It has a circular woven pattern and a thick band. Email spp2113@barnard.edu to claim.
Bwog continues to carry its tradition of sticking up for things that everybody loves to hate. From New Jersey to the PE requirement, we make sure that no underdogs go unprotected. In our latest In Defense of… feature, Molly Andrews highlights the value to calling it quits. Finals. That awful time of year when it feels […]
Finals have you cramped for time? Can’t seem to fit in snuggle sessions with your dearly beloved? Don’t fret, it seems like a productive Columbian has found an out (or an in). Guy: ”She signed me in, we had sex, five minutes later, she signed me out. She said I could cuddle if I wanted, […]
Instead of pre-gaming with cheap vodka in your J.Crew swag, drink some blood red wine and dye your hair black, GOTH PROM 1986 is tonight! WBAR is throwing the party, and appropriate dress is strongly recommended, so ask that mysterious nocturnal figure dressed in black down your hall if you can borrow some of his/her […]
The hectic lifestyle that accompanies being a Columbia student leads many to stay within the confines of campus. Some don’t have time to explore the city, while others often don’t know where to go. It is also especially disappointing to take the time to leave campus and return disappointed. Luckily, Columbia has its fair share of entrepreneurs, […]
This poster, put up by the Ad Council, was spotted in Mudd outside of the Computer Science help rooms. An honest advertisement intended to relay sexual education? Or a subtle poking fun at the sex life of engineers? You decide.
Lawrence Summers, former Director of the U.S. Economic Council under Barack Obama, believes his policies are crucial for mending the woes of the world’s economic climate. Without the implementation of his plans, he believes that the risk of a global depression increases significantly. Lunchtime Thursday, he stopped by IAB’s penthouse for a discussion of fiscal stimulus and […]
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