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Waterless in Watt

By Bwog Staff on Feb 15, 2012 5 Comments

Update, 12:22 pm: The drought has ended! Water is back on, twenty-three minutes ahead of schedule. If you’ve spotted flocks of robed Columbians bee-lining for McBain, it may not be what you think it is. According to our resident Watters, there is “absolutely no water in Watt.” And Housing estimates that there won’t be until […]

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Bwoglines: Your V-Day, But Worse Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 15, 2012 0 Comments

Did you kick back with a favorite salty snack? At least you didn’t spend 2.7 billion on it. (CNN) Did Valentine’s with your sweetie fall short of expectations? At least you’re not being charged with disorderly conduct to the second degree. (LA Times) Did you seek love in wildlife? At least—unlike Shakira—you probably had the sense not to pet […]

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Personals: St. Augustine, A.D 354

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 12 Comments

Bwog proudly presents that most desired bachelor of the past millennium. Interested parties, contact personals@bwog.com, and we’ll provide $10 for your hot date. And don’t worry if you don’t get the jokes — we didn’t read Confessions either. Name, Year, School, Major: Augustine a.k.a. Auggie, C ’87, Ascetic Studies Preference: Lowly mortal seeking passionate divine love […]

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Lecture Hop: The Obama Middle East Debate

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 4 Comments

Yesterday, Low Library played host to an impassioned, rollicking debate on our two most fight-provoking intellectually stimulating topics: Obama and the Middle East. International correspondent Brit Byrd ventured into the scene to report. Last night’s Obama Middle East Debate, hosted by Turath, the Arab Students Organization, certainly presented a variety of views and opinions, but audience […]

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Tenured Ever After

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 21 Comments

The only type of relationship that will always be adorable. For those of you who haven’t been here long enough to learn everything about your professors’ personal lives, we’ll repost a report on love in the academic world from a 2008 edition of the magazine. You may have seen them walking together down Low steps, […]

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A Little Late To The Party

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 14 Comments

You may have noticed it pop up on your Facebook newsfeed…three thousand times. Columbia has finally jumped on the relevant bandwagon and created its very own meme collection. These posts mainly consist of Columbians doing what Columbians do best—complaining.

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SGA: Pretty In Pink

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 2 Comments

Bwog’s wisest correspondent Renée Kraiem reports on yesterday’s SGA meeting. If last night is any indication, Rep Council ought to have a pretty fulfilling V-Day; last night’s meeting welcomed a hearty number of visitors to the Diana Café, and even scored some swag in the process. Rep Council’s first guest of the evening was the honorable […]

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Chronicles of Existentialism: Losing My Grip

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 1 Comments

“Freedom is what you do with what’s been done to you.” -Jean-Paul Sartre

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A Cappella Cupids

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 5 Comments

A morning lecture in Barnard today was unexpectedly interrupted—by love. One lucky lady was serenaded by the Columbia Kingsmen, as captured in this amateur video below. Look through the wobbly lens into the face of passionate devotion, captured in 45 seconds or less. Bwog wishes a happy Valentine’s Day to all, even those who didn’t […]

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ESC: Election Rules, Carlton Improvements, and CCE GPAs

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 13 Comments

Sean Zimmermann reports from last night’s ESC meeting. The majority of the meeting was spent discussing the new election bylaws of the ESC constitution. As reported last year, the ESC will begin holding public e-board elections this year. Under the changes, the members of the senior class council will choose one of its members to […]

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Bwoglines: Forever Alone Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 14, 2012 2 Comments

To get off to a bright start: some think that it might not be that bad to be alone. Become part of the debate on the pros and cons of living solo. (NYT) After you make your decision and fall into inevitable despair, New York tells you how to drink tonight based on your personal […]

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Personals: Simon Jerome, CC ’13, and Eric Hickam, GS ’14

By Bwog Staff on Feb 13, 2012 36 Comments

Bwog presents two more eligible bachelors. Interested parties should contact personals@bwog.com, and we’ll send you love birds off with $10 for your date. Name, Year, School, Major: Simon Gregory Jerome, 2013, CC, MESAAS Preference: Guy for guy Hometown: Waldorf, Maryland Dream Date in 7 words or less: Anything out of this DAMN cold. What redeems you […]

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Miller Theatre Jazz Review

Amara Banks 1

bwog loves jazz
event review
how many times did we use the word vibe in this piece
miller theatre
so many vibes
twice today

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Bwog Meeting Tonight!

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bwog meeting tonight
if you haven't heard it yet wyd
meeting announcement
pillow talk
PSA: the video is.... interesting.....
the full lyrics to this song are BOLD
zayn and gigi forever
zayn and gigi forever..... is already a tag in existence

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This Week In The Arts: Still No Hamilton

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arts bucketlist
Conflabbergation.... is not a word
free culture is the best culture
it's not urban ny but it'll do for the week
lotsa jazz
schapiro is busy this week
thursday looks LITTTT
welcome to columbia we love jazz

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2Girls1Snack: Milkshakes

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2girls1snack
it's fucking cold
mcflurries are available in mcdonalds across the world
milkshakes
once withdrew money from bank account explicitly to buy a mcflurry while extremely high
veganism vs vegetarianism
what's cooler than being cool? ice cold
yes mcdonalds

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Bwoglines: What To Look Forward To Edition

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"what do i have to look forward to?" "uhhhh so much"
bwoglines
can apple music be over soon pls
had to switch the flow up on you
if jess and rory don't reunite we're going to deviled-egg the Netflix headquarters
look out spotify
onto better things
sansa needs a break like damn
so extra
so much to live for!!
the future
what a time to be alive quite honestly

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What Can Happen In 10 Years At Columbia

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Bwog turns 10
lol fuck sorority recruitment
only counting consecutive years of existence without breaks Bwog has been around almost as long as Beta
the pasta line at ferris only takes 15 minutes if you go at the wrong time
think of all the bubble tea
we see the milestones backwards run when on this site we gaze

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“We Can’t Post That!”

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"no"
awful posts
half of these got actually got written up
imagine if we actually got an interview with Head Groundskeeper / Tarp-Layer William MacDougal
more fan fic
screw dunkin' donuts and their bernie sanders supporting customers
shit-posting is our forte
shots in butler
thank god these never saw the light of day
we can't post that

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Those Comments Are Pretty Fucked Up (A Found Poem)

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does bwog today have its shit together more or less than it did in 2006?
someone works for spec? really? we thought just robots worked for spec
tbt to when commenting 'FIRST' on posts was still a cool thing to do
this is truly a showcase of the finest intellectual capacity columbia students have to offer
we do actually have a copy editor now
we don't know the context for most of these and we're not sure we want to

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