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Lost: Zara Three Quarter Length Crossover Jacket

By Bwog Staff on Jan 20, 2012 0 Comments

Last seen at Il Cibreo (Campo) Jan. 19/20 at 12:30 am. Please contact kso2110@columbia.edu if you accidentally took the wrong jacket! Jacket is very similar to this make: http://tinyurl.com/lostjacket, except it has inner cuffs, which are wool, and an inner collar which is leather. The jacket has water proof material on the outside. If you mistakenly took a Zara […]

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Chronicles of Existentialism: Wrong-Aid

By Bwog Staff on Jan 20, 2012 14 Comments

“A lost battle is a battle one thinks one has lost.” –Jean-Paul Sartre

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Early Phi Beta Kappa for 2012!

By Bwog Staff on Jan 20, 2012 46 Comments

Columbians, prepare to lash out in insecurity! CC 2012’s first batch of inductees to Phi Beta Kappa has been announced, and will be inducted into the nation’s oldest academic honor society this month. A larger group of scholarly standouts will get the nod later in the semester. If this is all Greek to you, just […]

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Bwoglines: Mixed Bag Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 20, 2012 4 Comments

Why did the number of applicants to Columbia dwindle to a mere 32,000? Perhaps the kids realized it’s “impossible” to get in so they’ve all stopped applying, or more likely, it’s because Harvard and Princeton brought back early action. (Business Week) Mayor Bloomberg already takes Spanish lessons, but this year he wants to try a new language: […]

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Drinking With Bwog: Bahama Mama

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 2 Comments

The return of classes does have a silver lining: the return of weekends! Every Thursday your lovely pals at the Columbia Bartending Agency provide you with new ways to forget everything you learned during the week. This week, Matt Kalish transports you to a better place. As the new semester rolls in along with the cold […]

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Seek Fame and Fortune

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 5 Comments

Have you ever dreamt of being famous? Now’s your chance. You could grace the pages of our blue-toned blog as the star of one of our theatre reviews! You will be expertly critiqued by our crack team of Music Hum graduates, and cheered on by our insatiable comment section. Oh, and don’t forget—Bwog fame has its perks. […]

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John Jay Emerges From Its Cocoon; Wing-Flapping Ensues

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 4 Comments

Agonize no longer about what John Jay’s facelift will mean for the ambiance of your favorite date spot—its shiny tabletops and questionably sauced meats glisten once again under lights much too bright for a Campo Mel’s hangover. Wethinks the juxtaposition of the round tables with the floor’s neutral-colored quadrants conveys the plight of a carefree freshperson […]

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Overseen: Trying Too Hard

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 3 Comments

Yes CCE, we know that it’s hard to get jobs in today’s uneasy job market, where there is hardly any work. But that still doesn’t mean that you have to hardcore beat us over the head with posters of pirate ships like it’s too hard for us to find a job sans mnemonic device or abused pun. We […]

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Lost: Android Tablet

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 0 Comments

Lost Asus Transformer, probably somewhere in Lerner. If found, please email whb2107@columbia.edu.

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Opening Remarks

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 8 Comments

Just as you realize that watching all those Breaking Bad episodes reading all your chemistry textbooks during break still doesn’t shake that feeling that you’re not quite so ready for another semester, your professors made another round of funny comments to get you back into the swing of things. Professor Richard Bulliet, History of America in the Muslim World […]

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Morningside Almanac: Week of 1/19

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 4 Comments

Relearn how to properly feed yourself by checking out the Greenmarket’s fresh fruit and produce Thursdays and Sundays on Broadway between 114th and 116th. As always, Bwog brings you the highlights. Stop by the info station and flash your CUID for a free, reusable shopping bag Turnips, rutabaga, and carrots fit for hummus-dipping can be […]

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Bwoglines: Video Killed the Columbia Student Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 19, 2012 2 Comments

Bwog saw you crying in the Lerner bathroom yesterday/subsequently eating your feelings at Cafe East—don’t worry, we promise we won’t blackout on you again any time soon. CEO of Twitter, Dick Costolo, thinks we shouldn’t, either. (Slate) If our overuse of the whole “blackout” pun wasn’t enough for you, check out the funniest tweets to […]

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Sororities Fall Apart

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breaking
gamma phi beta
shit gets serious
sororities

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Class Of 2020 Receives Early Admissions Decisions Today

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rushbwog2016
the admissions people love puns and we at bwog can appreciate that
the class of 2020
the real question is: how many of these new freshmen will join bwog
we don't know you yet class of 2020 but you seem hella rad
will the class of 2020 frequent 1020 more than previous classes?
will there ever be another graduation year as cool as 2020

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The Big Green Meme Overseen

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barnard is in meme hell
bwog would like to take this opportunity to declare war on memes and meme culture (except for that one video with the trombone and the oven door. that can stay.)
finals season is only starting and the dark night of the soul is already in full swing (or should we say full meme?)
judgement day is upon us
not just any overseen but a big green meme overseen
overseen
pepe the frog

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#TBT To When An (Almost) Obama Attended Barnard

Betsy Ladyzhets 1

#tbt
can you believe that malia obama is only a year younger than current cu first-years?! she's done so much
come to barnard malia! lehman library won't exist and the tunnels won't be functional but it'll still be so great!
malia obama
powerful women
thank god we no longer have serious baggy sweater affinity
the barnard women won't turn malia obama into a lesbian - they'll reveal that she was a lesbian all along (or so the dream goes)

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Bwoglines: Power Through That Reading Edition

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Bwog believes in you
bwog cares about you
bwog unfortunately does not have the capability to send you coffee or puppies or stroopwafels but bwog would if bwog could
bwoglines
don't mess with your funky flow
starbucks for life sweepstakes - just in time for finals
stroopwafel may be our new favorite word
the bwog's new groove
the dream: free coffee for life
when will the cu dining halls serve stroopwafels

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Hello Deluxe My Old Friend

Amara Banks 2

"sick reference Bwog"
all mohi food is too expensive anyways
I wonder what the new restaurant would have been
it is bad if some of us have never even gone to Deluxe?
phoenixes are cool birds; phoenix is a cool city
rise from the ashes phoenix
Simon and Garfunkel vibes

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Tips For Finishing Your Research Paper In An Hour

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1500 words is nothing
are there any TAs out there that measure the margins and spacing to make sure they're correct?
bs your way to the top
can't stop talking about our data!
MLA citations are also better for word count than footnote
research papers
tfw jstor goes down in the middle of your research
the end is near
too many hours spent searching on JSTOR
wow we've been writing too many research papers

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Eat Pray Love: Level One

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always gotta quote drake
couldn't resist quoting drake
didn't we discover that elizabeth gilbert was like a crazy narcissist or st
eat pray love
even though it's not new it's just now being enforce for real
honestly dodge music and arts > law lib anyway
level one
loving in carman more like LOVE YOURSELF
novice edition
or was that not a thing that happened
pls guys... love yourselves... we know what we said but like...........
sorry still bitter about law's new policy
the magnolia tree is basically the same as mag bakery

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