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“Those of you lucky enough to have your lives…”

By Bwog Staff on Feb 27, 2011 10 Comments

Attention assassins— Uma Thurman aspirants and the less ambitious, college student variety—CU Assassins starts today! Happy hunting! Here’s a little inspiration from The Bride herself. (Bwog also stands for bloody wall of gore…viewer discretion advised). Update: Registration for Assassins will indeed still be open during Closing Ceremonies. It’s your last chance!

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Bwoglines: Multiplicity of Eyes Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 27, 2011 2 Comments

Embracing a university policy that makes us vibrant, dynamic and exciting in news this morning, we have something for everyone. How much we can credit the social media for the revolution in Egypt is questionable, but the latest news, a father-daughter reunion, is all Twitter. Add ‘reuniting long lost families’ to the site’s (still short) […]

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ROTC Update: Conclusion & Context

By Bwog Staff on Feb 26, 2011 58 Comments

The Task Force has closed its survey and conducted its hearings. Audio recordings for all three are posted online, as are the first two transcripts—the final one is expected within the next few days. The Task Force will continue to accept e-mail submissions and post them for consideration until 11:59 PM on Wednesday, March 2, […]

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Boringside Heights: Our World Revolves Around Food Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 26, 2011 3 Comments

Burgers, cookies, and salads—oh my! Few things are more important in the life of a Columbia student than eating a good meal. It’s an exciting week in the Columbia culinary world. Boringside Heights—all minutia, all the time.

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Dear Bwog: Dating Dilemmas Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 26, 2011 37 Comments

Never fear, Columbians. Dear Bwog has returned once again to help you solve your collegiate quandaries. This week, our favorite “heterosexual male Suzy May” tackles one of the tougher issues of college dating—what to do when the one you “love” is fading you out. Dear Bwog, After what I thought were three successful dates, this guy […]

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BlackboardHop: Teachable Moments Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 26, 2011 1 Comments

Found in Pupin 424. Bwog has no idea why these lovely verse were written, but we’re certainly having fun trying to guess. Leave us your ideas in the comments! Friendly professorial advice: “These are different ways of telling your professor why you didn’t finish your paper on time. Which is the only style you’d get […]

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LectureHop: Chinese Typewriters and Recursive Embodiment: Humans Embodying (Machines Embodying (Humans Embodying Machines))

By Bwog Staff on Feb 26, 2011 3 Comments

On Thursday, Bwog’s character-based correspondent Diana Clarke hopped over to the Weatherhead East Asian Institute, where she joined a roomful of besweatered academics to listen to Thomas S Mullaney, GSAS ’06. He discussed the difficulties of creating a typewriter that could print Chinese characters and tried “to explain the convoluted mathematics of the subtitle.” All in all, […]

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Saturday Morning Cartoons: Spring Break Dreamin’ Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 26, 2011 2 Comments

Going to school in New York City can be rough, especially when the weather is rainy and gross, and everyone is grumpy. Friends, take heart—spring break is only two weeks away! Until then, sit back, and enjoy the ‘toons. And remember, there’s no better way to procrastinate than a lil’ constructive doodling. We want your […]

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Bwoglines: Sex and Dating Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 26, 2011 7 Comments

CBS ’11 students Balazs Alexa and Jean Meyer have created Date My School—an online dating site that helps studious, yet social media-inclined students from different universities meet each other. The site “now has more than 7,000 users, including some from the Fashion Institute of Technology because, Mr. Meyer said, a friend convinced him that there […]

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Found: Spanish Grammar Workbook

By Bwog Staff on Feb 25, 2011 0 Comments

Gramatica Basica del Estudiante de Español book. Found in newspaper rack in Hamilton. Has pink sticky tabs and writing on first page. Email tqb2001@columbia.edu

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Overheard: Meh Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 25, 2011 9 Comments

The weather sux. Life is dull. Remember the good ol’ days when life was carefree? Let’s commiserate together! Hit play on this next video, read on, and just… think about life. “I’m almost at where I want to be philosophically… and did I tell you she called me?” “Sometimes when your blood sugar is low, […]

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Cooking With Bwog

Cooking with Bwog: “Whole” Foods

By Bwog Staff on Feb 25, 2011 5 Comments

In this week’s Cooking with Bwog, our resident poultry and pesto preparer Matt Powell shows you how to roast a whole quail. Bwog can personally attest to the fact that this dish tastes dazzling! But, if you think this is just too complicated, just wait. Your time will come—next week: Good Ol’ Fashioned Mac ‘n’ Cheese! Whole […]

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Glitter For Your Resume

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at least our mascot is A Thing bwog can't imagine dressing up as "crimson" or "big red"
brunch is everything
bwog > CCE obviously
bwog is so hip with the kids
bwog really can't make this shit up
is sitting around and listening to beyonce all day a job? because if yes then bwog will never have to worry about employment again
our linkedin is ON POINT

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Barnard Drops Everyone’s Classes

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barnard
broken computers
class registration
computers can already beat us at chess and jeopardy; what more do they want from us?
my barnard

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Bwoglines: Capitalism, Militarized Police, And Iggy Azalea Edition

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bwog isn't really that down with iggy azalea but will dance to fancy when it comes on
bwog went to brooklyn last weekend obviously
bwoglines
emma sulkowicz
ferguson
nicki minaj is basically bwog tbh
of course sometimes shit goes down when there's a billion dollars on that elevator

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Opening Remarks

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"First you start thinking about your grandma having sex"
"Follow your heart and get used to poverty"
im not like a regular mom im a cool mom
opening remarks

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Overseen: Too Preppy To Handle

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but where are your salmon shorts?!
country-club-sport sneakers
getting physical on the lawn
much croquet so prep
overseen
playing the field with sticks and balls jokes
prep lyfe
prepsters
sun's out croquet sets out

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The Kids Aren’t All Right: A Conversation With Daniel Handler

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blue and white
bwog loves to add bourbon to life's lemons
bwog's favorite childhood books were A Series of Unfortunate Events
daniel handler
from the issue
lemony snicket
the blue and white
The Conversation
the world is especially quiet in dorms that aren't carman or mcbizzle

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Deans’ Claim Fall Bacchanal Was Never Scheduled Is False

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bacchafall
facchanal
tension
why admins why

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Quiz: Which Club Should You Join This Semester?

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"roundhouse kick right in the penne"
300 lb tigers in riverside park
all the answers are bwog
bwog is bffs with varys
lol "the penne"
obviously tigers are the key
quizzes
that time you joined kayaking club by accident

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