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Avery Printers Broken

By Bwog Staff on Sep 27, 2010 5 Comments

If you need to print out that half-assed response paper, go to Butler or Kent. Photo from Wikimedia Commons

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$50 Million Gift to New Medical and Graduate Education Building

By Bwog Staff on Sep 27, 2010 15 Comments

Mr. Vagelos and his wife, Diana Vagelos, of Barnard Diana Center fame, gave a whopping $50 million to fund a New Medical and Graduate Education Building. This is the largest gift the Med Center has ever received in a fundraising campaign. This isn’t the grad school center we wrote about last week, as it’s specifically […]

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Ivo Josipović Sings Praise of His Croatia

By Bwog Staff on Sep 26, 2010 4 Comments

“Quod licet Iovi, non licet bovi.” What’s allowed to Jupiter, isn’t allowed to cattle. With this little Latin line, the recently elected Croatian President Ivo Josipović began his first speech before a Columbia audience — an address given the ominous title of “Transitional Justice — Croatian and International Responses to War Crimes.” Bwog’s Roko Rumora, […]

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Columbia Cranagrams

By Bwog Staff on Sep 26, 2010 45 Comments

Unscramble the answers to the following crossword clues to find common Columbia phrases, people, and places. If you want to procrastinate more, read the rest of the September issue of The Blue and White on Bwog. A. Llooks llike a camel: _ _ _ _ _ Most popular salad dressing in the U.S.: _ _ […]

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BwogWeather Episode 2: Dead Bodies and Oil

By Bwog Staff on Sep 26, 2010 19 Comments

This week, it rains. It also might be sunny, but Accuweather has been changing its mind a lot. We can say this, at the very least: don’t expect snow. Bwog thanks Kim Lessing from the bottom of our hearts for her beautiful camera. Zak Dychtwald is a supreme editor and cameraman. Pat Blute is very […]

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Lost: Black Chanel Makeup Bag

By Bwog Staff on Sep 26, 2010 0 Comments

Black Chanel makeup bag. Inside, different eyeliners, blush, concealer, colorful makeup palette. Lost inside the Lerner Cinema.

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Bwog’s Third Meeting of the Year!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 26, 2010 0 Comments

Dear Sir or Madam: Your presence is requested at this evening’s Bwog staff meeting. All are welcome, and whether a newcomer or an old-timer, you ought to make it your business to attend. We will convene in the SGO on the fifth floor of Lerner Hall at 7 PM. Refreshments will be served, free of […]

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Arrest Outside Lerner

By Bwog Staff on Sep 26, 2010 0 Comments

Undercover police have made an arrest on Broadway outside Lerner. More details to come! Update: Bwog asked a police officer on the scene for information about the incident, but was told that no details of the arrest could be released. Public Safety also tells us that it has not received any news on the situation. […]

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A Cautionary Tale

By Bwog Staff on Sep 26, 2010 6 Comments

A tipster informs us that this burnt cup of noodles was the cause of the early morning fire alarm in John Jay. The moral of the story? Be careful, kids. Bwog loves you and just doesn’t want anything bad to happen to you. Photo by Mahima Chablani

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Neurogasm: A Review

By Bwog Staff on Sep 26, 2010 8 Comments

You may have noticed those snazzy new lava-lamp-shaped bottles in Butler or 212 and wondered to yourself, “WTF?!” David Hu has your answer, and in a selfless quest to keep you informed he drank one of those miracles of chemical engineering. Undoubtedly, the first thing that strikes you about Neurogasm is the bottle. Its long, […]

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What Next? Turkey’s Global Vision for a Prosperous Future

By Bwog Staff on Sep 26, 2010 0 Comments

Dane Cook was on hand to hear Abdullah Gül, the President of the Republic of Turkey, address the World Leaders Forum as the last speaker in the week-long series. Though Gül expressed sentiments of optimism and cooperation for the future, students pressed him on steps Turkey has recently made in the international scene. While introducing […]

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On South Lawn: Kiddie Karnival Time

By Bwog Staff on Sep 26, 2010 7 Comments

Lots of adults wearing Columbia blue, a few Public Safety officers, a bouncy castle and dead grass are all assembled on South Lawn, ostensibly to welcome kids to the Kiddie Carnival advertised outside Lerner. But there are no kids. Stay tuned! Update, 2:20: The carnival has begun! Peter Sterne reports that Elmo and Blue, of […]

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Get Well Soon, Rugby Team

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2/3rds is a lot
bwog gets weird around midterms
BWOG NEVER SLEEPS
face
homework makes the harshest wounds
injury: homework
knee
microsoft paint cannot be beaten
professional editing
rugby team

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Midterm Haikus

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813 pages
autocorrect tho
blasting the smiths and cowering aka all bwog ever does anyway
but caf owns a part of our soul(s)
haikus aka the most commonly accepted form of cultural appropriation like ever
hey let's play a game it's called scale of one to fiona apple how much angst
mood music: william it was really nothing
not theses ever 4 real
please just praise us is it that much to ask for
stories with no point <3
when the fuck did koi fish get involved
yesterday bwog listened to panic at the disco so

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Barnard Housing Review: 600 W. 116th St

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600
barnard housing reviews 2014
housing so cool it's known by numbers not words

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Where Art Thou?

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"appallingly ace" shoot us now
92Y is actually awesome
are you emotionally dead? yes or yes question
even if campus is empty your spirit will be full (of culture aka best kind of full)
fuck miami spend your spring break at museums
modern dance and jazz clubs new york is the best
spanish baroque music damn that sounds so cool
the fact that godspell is sold out thursday is genuinely one of the most disappointing parts of bwog's pretty fucking disappointing week

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Personals: Mouseketeer Edition

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"i'm a feminist" is the worst pick up line in the history of pick up lines including that falling from heaven one
help the mice find love in a hopeless place
if you say "so cooooool" you're probably not (wow bwog just threw shade at a mouse how low can you sink)
is mouse and mouseketeer synonymous? bwog thinks so
lol the gritty raw feeling of hartley
wow senor pancho sounds intimidating/a little like our fantasy sugar daddy
wtf is yarn bombing

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College Walk Archetypes: The Studier

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bwog is bitter and jealous like nestor in the iliad
college walk archetypes
drunk pees in morningside definitely count as communing with nature
perfectly tied scarves
shut up no one actually reads brecht for fun
study nymphs aka the worst ever
we all know you're not actually working YOU'RE NOT THAT PHOTOGENIC OKAY

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Apply To Be A Green Leader!

Bwog Staff 4

be a green leader doesn't that sound intriguing and ambiguous
do u even recycle bro
fate of the world in your barely postpubescent hands
give and go green
two extra days in dis cray concrete jungle
why aren't the oceans blue bwog was led to believe the oceans are the precise color of daniel radcliffe's eyes

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Barnard Housing Reviews 2014: Elliott

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barnard housing reviews
bwog once wanted to be called elliott
elliott
fucking trucks trucking fucks
go to elliot to watch mad men
yay housing

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