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Penis!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 11 Comments

Due to the change in the Navigating Health Services theme, Bwog was briefly under the alarming impression that consent was no longer sexy. To our great relief we confirmed today that consent is, in fact, sexy. Still. And… exhale! Proving that the Health Services team is an upbeat, if maybe not particularly creative bunch, today’s […]

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Health Services Was Helpful Yesterday

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 0 Comments

Upperclassmen, you’ve seen this one before. Peter Sterne, CC’14, writes from the Health Services Skit. NSOP is a strange time when normally impersonal and bureaucratic instruments of the administration try to humorously (and cornily) appeal to incoming, naïve freshmen. Every department does things differently: the Division of Student Affairs gives us Dean Shollenberger, who has […]

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What You Need To Know About Manhattanville

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 11 Comments

Class of 2014: among your many distinctive traits (you got 2400’s on your SATs! You got 2380 on your SATs!) you will also be the first Columbia class to see physical proof of our new campus, just a few blocks uptown in Manhattanville. You’ll hear a lot about Manhattanville in the next few weeks and […]

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ROFL: Your Columbia Acronym Guide

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 20 Comments

In CC taking UW in IAB after NSOP and COBOP? NP! Alright freshpeople, we know you’ve just been thrust into a world where 3/4 of the rest of the population seems to speak in just letters. Here’s a quick little guide to campus acronyms and initialisms we’ve put together to help you out: The Schools […]

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Batten Down the Hatches, Take a Nap

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 6 Comments

Hurricane Earl is ready to spew some nasty moderate rain over Manhattan. Barnard Director of Public Safety Dianna Pennetti sent out a rather alarmist email to students this afternoon and here’s the takeaway: There’s a Tropical Storm Watch in effect for Manhattan this evening. So it might rain and be windy like Claremont Ave. in […]

"hurricane" outweighs "not that much rain" in administrative panic-calculus

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Senior Wisdom for Freshpeople

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 24 Comments

Each May, Bwog invites outgoing seniors—campus leaders, academic stars, and other Columbians eager to answer the question, “Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese?”—to reminisce, voice their petty grievances, and give their advice to incoming first-years. Here are our favorites: the funniest, the truest, and the most useful. The Academics A good title […]

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Buy A Fridge, Save The Earth

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 1 Comments

The Columbia EcoReps are hosting their semi-annual “Reduce, Reuse, Save” Green sale starting today. That’s for you, fridge-less freshman! From noon to 4 pm in John Jay Lounge, the EcoReps will be peddling used dorm essentials– lamps, furniture, etc– for cheap. The sale will also continue from September 7-9 in Broadway Lounge from 3-7 PM […]

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2014: They Were On A Boat

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 8 Comments

Zoe Camp, BC ’14, was on a boat last night. This year’s New York City Event started off with a heavy dose of déjà vu. 2014ers strolling—or in the case of the many high-heel-clad girls, clopping—onto the flight deck of the Intrepid Sea, Air and Space Museum were greeted by a clapping, whooping sea of […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 5

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 11 Comments

Advice: Drinking Alcohol Edition Carman Hall’s unwritten pillars of social wisdom (Now, written!) Residents of Carman floors 1-5 are restricted from using Carman’s “slow-ass” elevators to descend. Exceptions may be granted for laundry purposes. If a resident plays music at a volume sufficient to penetrate Carman’s foot-wide cinder block walls, other residents must retaliate. A […]

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ID-Ology: Morningside Bar Trading Cards

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 31 Comments

We hear Campo has been a real shitshow (always the fresh-person word of choice to describe anything) the last few nights. Explore your other options, limited as they may be, with bar trading cards, originally posted in last year’s Orientation Blue & White. Have fun post-gaming your Intrepid party! Illustrations by Stephen Davan. Click to […]

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Representative Democracy, We Got That

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 10 Comments

Hey 2014, in the next few weeks you will be introduced to a dizzying array of organizations, acronyms, slang, and food carts. Bwog knows it can be difficult to keep track, so here to ease your bureaucracy-induced agita is Bwog’s CCSC correspondent to untangle the web that is Columbia’s undergraduate student government. F@CU – Funding […]

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Dear Bwog: Muppets & Memory Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 4 Comments

Dear Bwog, I’m the Forgetful Jones of names. Help! Love, Elephant Envy Dear Elephant Envy, You’re meeting hundreds of people, so it’s natural to forget some names. One Bwogger recalls a ten minute long conversation with a complete stranger, who slightly resembled someone she had met earlier. Oops. Bwog finds that facial hair can be […]

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USenate: Smoking and Quality of Life

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20 ft smoking rule
a full page ad in the spec come on really?
prezbo looked flawless
quality of life survey
shoutout to scott wright for emailing me the photos
smoking policy
the snacks were amazing - rugelach and westside cookies
usenate

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Where Should You Study/Procrastinate?

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bwog didn't do our homework and now has to sit in the library all day
bwog gets aggressive
keeping it witty
quiz
this kid has really long fingers
we just wanna waste your time
what does this mean? absolutely nothing
You know what it means to have long fingers... good words per minute ratio

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Taylor Simone’s Music Video

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catchy
got money in my pocket right?
hope she gets famous so we can be hipsters
nah mean?
tis the season to be greedy
was that a scene from the Carman 8 paint party?
we will never be this cool
where does she shop
why can't our roommates collaborate with us on our music

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Bwoglines: To the Extreme Edition

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avalanche weather
bwog is over tinder that shit got creepy
bwoglines
hillary clinton 2016
let's build an ark just like in biblical times that sounds like a good idea
maybe the core will let us take a field trip
watch out
what to do if your roommate is a tinder addict

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Screening the Majors

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bwog almost put tinder on one of these guess which one
bwog sometimes feels like going to Columbia means enduring a neverending series of applications
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does this count as a game?
games...on Bwog!
if you don't get the crackberry one you haven't been watching enough house of cards
iOS 7 does kind of suck though
iphone 5s or bust
major declaration yay
sorry SEAS we couldn't find a witty way to talk about chem vs mech-e

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Bwog Video Presents College Talk – Bacchanal

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2Chainz has a cookbook?
bacchanal 2014
bwog video
the black keys and janelle monae would be a revelation
third eye blind is no 2Chainz
we heard it's definitely Beyoncé and Kanye
What you guys don't like Semi Charmed Life? #classic
what's your ideal lineup?

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#RIPFishy

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#findfishy
#RIPfishy
and the worst part is that some guilty asshole is still out there stealing beautiful fish
chelsea g
climbin in yo bedrooms snatchin' yo fishies up
common human decency
fishy business
murder most foul
the saga continues
wounds healing
ya gotta be some sick fucks to steal a fish like that

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OJA Reaches Decision On Paint Party

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carman
carman 8
OJA
paint party
the war on fun

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