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Dear Bwog: Naked People Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 27 Comments

Dear Bwog, Is it acceptable to hang my super hot poster of Jenna Haze’s ass crack on my wall? ~Bro Dear Bro, Please, no naked chicks. There’s really no need to splash your horniness all over your walls. It’s college! Go tap the real thing. But this isn’t just a heteronormative gendered issue. (Fun fact: […]

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New Friends!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 13 Comments

Orientation has begun! A few highlights from the morning: An OL helping a freshman move pulled a taxidermied rodent out of the trunk of a car. Overheard at the Chastity Belt gate at Barnard, mother to daughter: “stand in front of the gate! Smile! Pretend you’re happy!” An OL opened the door to a car, […]

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Dear Bwog, Move In Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 16 Comments

Behold your dorm room. It’s—It’s—It’s—nice?? Don’t be too disappointed. You’ll stain it too and make it your own. (Fun fact: JJ11 has a tainted legacy. One past resident drunkenly shat on the floor.) Anywho, college may be your first time living on your own, so you probably have some questions. We’re here to help. In […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 1

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 29 Comments

In October 2003 (before Bwog was even a word!), The Blue & White made a long list of advice for freshmen. We’ll give you slices of that advice every morning of NSOP, so you can start your day with confidence and finesse and one of those good chocolate chip muffins from John Jay, plus hash […]

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The Calm Before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 14 Comments

International and West Coast freshmen moved in today, campus was calm in the afternoon. Tomorrow, it will be 95 degrees and absolutely insane. Two scenes from the last quiet Sunday till winter break:

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Freshpeople: Get There Early Tomorrow

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 16 Comments

NSOP week will be hot! Waiting for 45 minutes for a John Jay elevator to take you, your mom and your mini-fridge to the 12th floor is going to be no fun anytime after noon tomorrow. And make sure you don’t get one of those awkward Convocation seats in the sun. See you bright and […]

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Your New NSOP 2010 Theme: Absurdism

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 27 Comments

The NSOP 2010 theme has, we hear, been altered. Instead of The Odyssey, our NSOP spies inform us that it’s…2001, uh, make that 2010: A Space Odyssey. Apparently, much distress was caused by Bwog’s call of CC-centrism. Despite the fact that the NSOP t-shirts and NSOP schedule books seem to be dominated by the theme […]

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Oh, And Trojans

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 26 Comments

The Container Store is still open; return your stupid storage boxes today! If you’re anything like us, you’re spending hours researching and cross-referencing lists of things to take to school. Living in the storage closets that are Columbia dorms presents its own special challenges, however, so we’ve compiled a list of the things we Bwog […]

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How to Be Popular: What to Bring

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 5 Comments

Holy smokes 2014, you’re going to college tomorrow! Let Bwog help you pack. International and West Coast kids are already on campus– take advantage of your Bed, Bath and Beyond trip! Making friends is stressful. Exhale, friends. With a few simple tchotchkes, your classmates and your floormates will flock to your room, you can talk […]

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NSOP Schedules Are Here! And We Know What You’re Doing Next Week

By Bwog Staff on Aug 27, 2010 51 Comments

Update, 8/28: Remember that bizarro fire ritual (not this one) they do one night of NSOP? We hear that this year, that’s being replaced with a screening of Remember the Titans. Freshmen-in-waiting, break out your day planners…now! The 2010 NSOP Committee released the precious schedule books today, which as always contain more mandatory Orientation activities […]

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Sixteen Recent Columbia Alumni Win Fulbrights

By Bwog Staff on Aug 27, 2010 13 Comments

A new record for old Baby Blue, if that’s what that color is.

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Welcome to Bwog.com!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 27, 2010 9 Comments

Adjust your bookmarks, tell your friends. Wahoo!

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Ménage à Bwog: Where Will You Sex?

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Bwog Housing
housing 2014
May the odds ever be in your favor
now the llc that's where the kinky stuff happens
people expect you to have sex in mcbain honestly
sex in the sgo
you're an animal Roaree it's in your nature

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CCSC: Hosting Public Forum On Election Changes

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alexandra svokos
alumni affairs
ccsc
ch-ch-ch-changes
daphne chen
editors emeriti
election changes
free food sort of
non-alcoholic beverages
the ccsc dresses in contrasting colors and blue jeans exclusively
they want to hear from YOU! so get on over to the satow room

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Columbia Professor Mark Becker Has Passed Away

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condolences

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A Joint Meeting (We Hope the Pun Was Intended)

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a joint meeting
an elephant snorting a fern
columbia university college republicans
cucr
everyone was so blunt
it wasn't all it was cracked up to be
it's a burning issue
no drugs in the brownies
people got blazed
people got burned
SSDP
students for a sensible drug policy

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SGA: Affirmative Snaps and Silent Applause

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femsex
HAPPY MONDAY
happy thursday
more of the nard
PGPs: more important than you could ever know
PGPs: snow snow and snow
sga
ughhhh fuck your gender binary

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Several Columbia Bands Playing Really Fancy Nightclub Tonight

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columbia makes music
new york's hottest club is SLAKE and they have everything columbia bands lights psychos furbies babies screaming in mozart wigs and sunburned drifters with soap sud beards
nine-year-old tokyo pimp ichiaku guru is back with an all new hotspot that answers the question “WHAT?!”
people with greater musical ability than we will ever know
phonoscenes
Slow Dakota
sounds like the strokes
sun looks down
talented columbians

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Make Bwog Beautiful

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bwog doesn't bite
do you see what we see?
filling holes
page not found
tech things are complicated people
the bwog-shaped hole in your heart
vision
wanted: graphic designer dead or alive
wordpress is the bane/origin of our existence

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Bwoglines: Into The Wild Edition

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12 years a slave for best picture hoo-rah!
absolute wins!
any reference to chris mccandless is a good reference
bwoglines
hey babe let's split this delicious pint of the core
reasons to avoid the southwest
reasons to buy bagels
reasons to buy ice cream
reasons to never leave morningside heights
reasons to never leave your couch got your ice cream got your bagel got your tolerant east coast friends
tundra of arizona

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