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Your Councils Say Hi

By Bwog Staff on Sep 05, 2010 10 Comments

Your student council presidents would like to say hello and impart a few words of wisdom. Listen to them! Lara Avsar, SGA President Welcome (back) to Barnard! I hope you had a wonderful summer! Whether this is your first time on campus or the first week of your last year, get ready for a great […]

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The Oracle is a Bust

By Bwog Staff on Sep 05, 2010 0 Comments

In May of last semester, CULPA came out with the Oracle, an algorithm that hoped to achieve the impossible–to predict the scheduling of Core Curriculum professors. For those wishing to avoid blindly selecting their Core courses, the Oracle stood as a beacon of hope. Unfortunately, when put to its first test this semester, the Oracle’s results […]

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Things You Should Pretend You Already Knew

By Bwog Staff on Sep 05, 2010 27 Comments

Sometimes, fresh-people, in a seminar, or at a party, someone will reference something that used to exist and doesn’t anymore, and you will have to nod your head or laugh knowingly. Ah yes, Morningside is like, so gentrified, you will say. We asked alumni of The Blue and White and Bwog for places, events, and […]

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The Morningside Almanac: Week of 9/5

By Bwog Staff on Sep 05, 2010 7 Comments

New semester, new root vegetables at the Columbia Greenmarket. On most Wednesdays (except for today, which is Sunday!) Bwog will preview what’s new at the Greenmarket that week, what’s in season, what’s going out of season, any news that might aid your quest for good tomatoes. Today’s Market: Fall produce is arriving early because of […]

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Hey, Guys!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 4 Comments

Bwog will have a relatively slow Labor Day Weekend, back in full force on Tuesday. But there’s only one thing we really want to say today, and here it is. Have a fantastic first night back, ladies and gents. We missed you.

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Residence Hall Etymology

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 15 Comments

The Core, it has been said, is good for cocktail party chatter and not much else. You’ll be able to schmooze with people about Woolfe and iambic pentameter, yadda yadda. This post supplements the rather specific knowledge Columbia bestows on you (hey, no snark alert: we kind of love the Core) with some genuinely useless […]

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It’s Move-In Day

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 10 Comments

We’ll say no more. Find below the Postcard From Morningside from the new issue of The Blue & White, out soon.

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Columbia Beats Harvard! And?

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 9 Comments

The quick takeaway from James Piereson’s recent WSJ op-ed (excerpted from a longer piece in The New Criterion), “Where Columbia Beats Harvard”: our Core Curriculum is far superior to Harvard’s set of abstruse distribution requirements. So that’s neat! In fact, add to this upset CU’s recent jump up those knuckleheaded US News rankings, and Columbia […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 6

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 5 Comments

Tomorrow, there will be no more advice. So relish it today. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get out of the Foreign Language requirement! Deans don’t like to enlighten frosh on how it can be done, but The Blue and White cornered one administrator and he spilled the beans. Apparently, to […]

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Penis!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 11 Comments

Due to the change in the Navigating Health Services theme, Bwog was briefly under the alarming impression that consent was no longer sexy. To our great relief we confirmed today that consent is, in fact, sexy. Still. And… exhale! Proving that the Health Services team is an upbeat, if maybe not particularly creative bunch, today’s […]

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Health Services Was Helpful Yesterday

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 0 Comments

Upperclassmen, you’ve seen this one before. Peter Sterne, CC’14, writes from the Health Services Skit. NSOP is a strange time when normally impersonal and bureaucratic instruments of the administration try to humorously (and cornily) appeal to incoming, naïve freshmen. Every department does things differently: the Division of Student Affairs gives us Dean Shollenberger, who has […]

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What You Need To Know About Manhattanville

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 11 Comments

Class of 2014: among your many distinctive traits (you got 2400’s on your SATs! You got 2380 on your SATs!) you will also be the first Columbia class to see physical proof of our new campus, just a few blocks uptown in Manhattanville. You’ll hear a lot about Manhattanville in the next few weeks and […]

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Housing Reviews 2014: East Campus Townhouse

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are you freaking out yet?
ec for days
housing reviews 2014
luckily we really like partying
real talk thats a lot of money
wien: your best friend
you better be a senior bruh

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Locked Out? That’ll Be $5

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$20 shit you can get a box of insomnia for that
also fyi maintenance has keys
ch-ch-ch-changes
key assist check yo privilege
locked out words gone (yes that's a bombay bicycle club reference)
yeah but like are we really using princeton as an example here
you can have your key delivered bwog didn't even know that was a thing

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Housing FYI: Today Is The Day

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"decide in advance who drops down" sort of like a prenup but without the marriage aspect
can we all just agree that everyone hates llc and ra riders like you guys are officially the worst
get psyched to get shafted
group leader aka all eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus
new year new mice to befriend oh god
overused but always applicable: may the odds be ever in your favor
shaft and shat are very close linguistically speaking

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Bwoglines: Cool Things Plus Lindsay Lohan Edition

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"rather be dead than cool" - kurt cobain in the greatest moment of irony ever (lol cause he's both get it)
also oprah recently tweeted "this" and it got 738 rts
being cool is too mainstream
can you blow my whistle baby
ch-ch-ch-changes
flo rido an unconscious testament to our times
how to get on own: live like lindsay
it's like when dave eggers talks about the "look of absolutely no look at all" EVEN YOUR REJECTION OF COOL HAS ALREADY HAPPENED AND BEEN COOL
keep calm and bake on
let's all just be nudists already like fuck this clothing bullshit
our generation's legacy legalizing gay marriage and pot we can swing it
steve jobs is a style icon now like damn
what would lindsay do
you can grow three plants it'll be just like weeds except you're not a vulnerable suburban single mom

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Housing Reviews 2014: 600 West 113th Street (Nussbaum)

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600 west 113th
but still not quite
fresh bagels that are almost as good as absolute
housing reviews 2014
mice for days?
more like nussbaum and YOU
new kitchen smell
nussbaum
the nussbaum cat stole bwog's laundry
the NussBOMB

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ESC: Let’s Make A Marauder’s Map For Butler

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achilles would be all for an honor code
butler needs a marauder's map
do they solemnly swear that they are up to no good?
esc
esc updates
mischief managed
muffin monday get here faster
Prezbo's hair: the sixth sense
SEAS honor code
secrets of the satow room
we all remember the days of high school math competitions

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The Blue and White Meets Tonight

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bw
bwog has been listening to too much eminem
devil wears prada references for the win
look at that ***flawless hair
meeting announcement
the blue and white

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Which Major Should You Avoid?

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big life decisions
bwog quizzes
if counting letters is too much for you we hope you're not doing a math major
if you got the subject you're actually majoring in bwog is sorry
know what you hate
negativity
power to the commenters
process of elimination
to know your worst qualities is to know yourself

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