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Maverick Mark “Tenured” Taylor Slams Tenure

By Bwog Staff on Jul 20, 2010 4 Comments

Crazy cowboy philosopher and Columbia Department Chair Professor of Religion Mark Taylor came out swinging today with a New York Times opinion piece condemning his own job. The longtime gloom-and-doom prophet of educational decay made his stand against the tenure system, calling it a financial and intellectual blunder and accusing its defenders of acting purely […]

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Today, In PrezBo News

By Bwog Staff on Jul 19, 2010 9 Comments

It’s a good morning for our pal Mr. Bo: he’s just been appointed the Chairman of the New York Fed Board of Directors, movin’ on up from the title he currently holds, Deputy Chair. We know you’ll be awful busy, but we hope you still have time to chuckle at us when we sneak kegs […]

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Mistakes Are Made On 168th Street

By Bwog Staff on Jul 16, 2010 34 Comments

The New York Times is reporting that federal investigators uncovered the existence of some crazy shit at a prestigious Columbia brain-scanning lab: Scientists regularly injected patients with a commonly used low-level radioactive substance that might have had traces of dangerous chemicals. Then some staffers tried to cover it up by forging documents. Um! An internal […]

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S-s-s-Summer Changes

By Bwog Staff on Jul 16, 2010 18 Comments

It’s summer, and it’s that magical time of year when things change and you come back next year only to think, “Hey, when did this happen?” Well, now is when! Lerner Renovation: First and foremost, the plans and models we saw back in May for a new Lerner 4th Floor, home to the new Center […]

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What It Looks Like When You Walk To Class

By Bwog Staff on Jul 14, 2010 9 Comments

Here is some news: the Emporio Armani Fall/Winter 2011/2012 ad campaign is public! Here is why that news is sort of relevant: those ads were all shot on our fair campus mere months ago! Take a look: there’s the model shrouded in smoke wearing all black next to a building that looks like Uris, the […]

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Boringside Heights: Out With The Stationery, In With The Barcodes!

By Bwog Staff on Jul 13, 2010 8 Comments

The Milano sandwich artists are using technology and old neighborhood stores are closing. All of a sudden, everything is different! First, Anish Bramhandkar bought a $9 sandwich, and informed us that Milano has new robot-scanners-and-barcodes. Be prepared to shave seconds off your next Milano run! Then we walked down Broadway a little further only to […]

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Bwoglines: Arrivals and Departures

By Bwog Staff on Jul 12, 2010 10 Comments

Farewell: Bored@Butler (at least for now) The Russian spies “Tension in your buttocks” Hours of studying for your second semester Lit Hum final, 2014! The records for $109 million of the Columbia Medical Center’s funds Notable Columbia alumni Robert Butler (Pulitzer-winning psychiatrist) and Bob Sheppard (beloved Yankees announcer) Hello: NYC Restaurant Week The first person […]

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BSchool Is Boring Again (Except For Happy Hour)

By Bwog Staff on Jul 09, 2010 15 Comments

The most exciting thing that’s happened at Columbia BSchool ever, that one Russian spy who graduated from the MBA program in 2010, is no longer a story. The ten Russian spies, including Cynthia Murphy, a 2010 MBA graduate, were swapped for four Western spies in Vienna this morning. So Cynthia and co are back in […]

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Marisa Cortright, BC ’13, Assaulted in Riverside Park, Now In Stable Condition

By Bwog Staff on Jul 08, 2010 79 Comments

Yesterday CU Public Safety sent out a security alert that a “University affiliate” had been assaulted at 5:30 AM on Monday morning, during a jog in Riverside Park around 120th Street. Public Safety has not responded to Bwog’s inquiry about the specifics of the incident, but today we learned more from the NY Post. Marisa […]

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Donald Trump: PrezBo is “A Total Moron”

By Bwog Staff on Jul 07, 2010 27 Comments

This morning, we happened upon a letter that Donald Trump, real estate mega-mogul, wrote to the Eye (!) in response that ten zillion word piece about PrezBo. His letter, a tirade against PrezBo and his real estate choices, included a handwritten note at the bottom: “Bollinger is terrible!” But how could anyone hate El Presidente?! […]

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Question and Answer Time

By Bwog Staff on Jul 06, 2010 23 Comments

The Barnard Pre-College Program asks: What are you most looking forward to this summer? The Barnard Pre-College students respond:

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B-School Trains Russian Spies!

By Bwog Staff on Jun 30, 2010 22 Comments

Cynthia Murphy, one of the Russian spies who has destroyed everything that is holy (Montclair, New Jersey) attended Columbia B-School, and got her MBA in May, Bloomberg (not the mayor) confirms. That means we all went to school with a SPY! The Kremlin probably has your UNI on file or something. Putin knows that you […]

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Bwoglines: RIP Edition

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all bwog wants to do today is sleep and eat cookies
as you can see from bwog's archives we love us some cheesecake
baby don't leave me
bwog is about that samoa life
bwoglines
fucking homophobia
how is it already sunday again?
the real question: will westside still carry juniors?

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Adjuncts Have Lives Too

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adjunct professors
adjuncts always get to travel to cool places
bwog loves our adjuncts
columbia likes to hire adjuncts so they don't have to pay for benefits
so much research
the less mainstream way to be an academic

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Columbia Professor Rashid Khalidi Prohibited from Speaking at Ramaz School

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bwog supports open-minded dialogue
controversial professors at it again
freedom of speech
ramaz school
rashid khalidi
those eyes

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Overseen: Peculiar Food Presentation

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bwog loves cake
expiration dates don't exist at ferris
fresh at ferris
fruit and cake
john kerry loves his sticky rice cakes
john kerry: the new spokesmodel of uni
overseen
strange cake decorating
the secretary of state eats diverse foods
those sticky rice cakes look much more appetizing now

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Bwog Video Presents: Escape from Teacher’s College

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bwog video
coming soon to a theater near you
escape from teacher's college
horror
paranormal activity
teacher's college is a portal to your other favorite place
when your life is in peril the best thing to do is order pad thai

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Jazz House Gets the SIC in River

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all the excitement is making me dizzy gillespie
and all that jazz
jazz house
jazz not vajazzling
maybe i should spend my billie holiday there
SIC
special interest communities
visiting this house is worth walking for miles davis

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Bwoglines: Dystopia Edition

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#mayorprobs
answering a wrist phone sounds like an awkward and dangerous endeavor
blame it on the chauffeur
bwog is not ready to wear our phone yet
george orwell couldn't even imagine what was coming
get your shit together arizona
rip trees
the forest lived a good long life

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A Night in the Life: Out of the Bubble Edition

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but seriously where did Ke$ha go
buy me drinks in a not creepy way
hot body what a commodity
ke$ha 4 lyfe
lithum is for tryhards
NYU gay scene = guys sitting on their phones
Whine up whine up ohhya
YOLO = and excusable fuckup

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