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GSSC Gives Elections And Gala Updates Before Rushing Out

By Romane Thomas on Mar 30, 2016 0 Comments

GSSC was understandably consumed by basketball mania last night (s/o to a sports team that doesn’t suck!), but they managed to cram a lot of important information into the thirty minutes that they convened. Seasoned operative Romane Thomas reports back with everything you need to know about the election, upcoming gala, and fun events. Yesterday […]

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Bwoglines: 7 Train Rat Edition

By Bwog Staff on Mar 30, 2016 0 Comments

An innocent napper on the 7 train was awakened when a GIANT RAT crawled up his LEG and onto his NECK. All of this was caught on video, because people care more about views on YouTube than maintaining the dignity of a fellow human being. Excuse us while we never go downtown ever again. (PzFeed) […]

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Student Councils Express Concerns Over Election Process

By Bwog Staff on Mar 29, 2016 9 Comments

Earlier tonight, Bwog was tipped about various members of CCSC, ESC, and GSSC voicing concerns about the Columbia Political Union’s newfound influence over the upcoming student council election process. The Columbia Elections Board (CEB), which was founded in 2013 “to conduct and publicize student council elections on campus,” is currently made up of four students, according to the CCSC […]

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Barnard Housing Reviews 2016: Plimpton Hall

By Bwog Staff on Mar 29, 2016 0 Comments

Now that we all know our lottery numbers, take a glance at Plimpton, the Barnard dorm with the most singles and one of three Barnard dorms with AC! These two amenities might be crucial tradeoffs for you and your potential suite, even if Amsterdam seems “far.” Read up below on how you could be big […]

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Columbia To Erect New Statue Of Questionable Shape

By Bwog Staff on Mar 29, 2016 6 Comments

Next week, preparations will begin for a new figure to join The Great God Pan and Bellerophon Taming Pegasus as a member of Columbia’s vaguely erotic statue collection. This work of art, called Reclining Figure, was designed by Henry Moore and is being donated by two friends of the artist (and parents of CU alumni). It will be the […]

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SGA Talks Money With COO Robert Goldberg

By Raji Ganapathy on Mar 29, 2016 1 Comments

In this week’s update on the actions of Barnard’s SGA, Student Government Extraordinaire Raji Ganapathy tells us just what SGA got up to. Well, more so that they’re currently discussing the terms of what they want to debate to actually do. In other words, SGA didn’t do much…again. But they did learn some cool stuff! Last night’s SGA meeting featured an appearance […]

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The Human Crisis, From The Mouth Of Aragorn

By Nadra Rahman on Mar 29, 2016 0 Comments

Though she was booted from her original seat by a videographer, philosophy-ignorant Nadra Rahman got to attend Viggo Mortensen’s dramatic reading of author and philosopher Albert Camus’s “The Human Crisis,” in commemoration of the 70th anniversary of his trip to the United States. The Miller Theatre event was completely sold out, so you know it had […]

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ESC Discusses Diversity And Where $2 Of Your Activities Fee Actually Goes

By Finn Klauber on Mar 29, 2016 0 Comments

It’s been a little while since Bwog decided to check in on our more mathematically inclined friends at the Engineering Student Council. We’re glad we did, however, as ESC Bureau Chief Finn Klauber reveals the excitement and suspense of a typical ESC meeting. Last night’s ESC meeting delved into some deep discussion on redefining roles within the […]

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Housing Reviews 2016: Carlton Arms

By Amara Banks on Mar 29, 2016 4 Comments

Housing reviews continue with this redheaded stepdaughter of Columbia housing: Carlton Arms. Where is it? Who knows. Who lives there? No clue. Is it a solid place to live? That’s where we come in. So just sit back, relax, and embrace Carlton Arms. Location: 362 Riverside Drive Nearby dorms: Carlton is so remote it isn’t […]

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Bwoglines: Knocked Up A Notch Edition

By Bwog Staff on Mar 29, 2016 0 Comments

Our favourite obtuse dictator from the Hermit Kingdom has been a little riled up. Revitalized military exercises with South Korea, on top of China’s seeming distant posture, has pushed Kim Jong Un into releasing a slew of missiles and propaganda. (BBC) Tragedy struck Pakistan yesterday when a splinter group of the Taliban, Jamat-ul-Ahrar, claimed responsibility […]

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Field Notes: It’s Always Midterms Edition

By Bwog Staff on Mar 28, 2016 1 Comments

We thought we were done. We thought we’d escaped the hellhole of Columbia for a week and returned, ready to face the rest of the semester head-on. But alas, too soon after our arrival, new demons attacked with a vengeance: we’ve got midterms next week. Why, Columbia, is it always midterms? Why? Midterms? What Midterms? Ate […]

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Public Safety: Do You [Bullet]Proofread?

By Nikki Shaner-Bradford on Mar 28, 2016 1 Comments

While there have been countless questionable Public Safety emails, we were particularly concerned with the misleading note we received last Tuesday regarding the “Active Shooter Awareness Seminar.” Bwog Staffer Nikki Shaner-Bradford calls out this blatant oversight. Dearest Public Safety, What happened last Tuesday? Your typically thrilling and community building emails took a turn for the sinister. By this, I […]

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GSSC Says Goodbye For The Year

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gssc
gssc can do no wrong
i stan gssc

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Bwoglines: Pantless Burglar Edition

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bwoglines
bwoglines bitch
i legti had no idea japan had an emperor until now
mit

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Senior Wisdom: Cameron Davis

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Cam floats
cam takes a stand: the mouth is for having fun
Cameron eats PEEPS do you still trust him
Ec 1205
ec 1206
Eyebrow razor on fleek
Future K-Pop Star
Incoming anal yst
Jaw construction please use detour
Most likely to put a leg up
octogenarian
peeps
Scholar for the people

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A Final Meeting For Engineering Student Council

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engineering student council
esc
finally don't have to give up monday nights
honestly don't even know if I'm mad or relieved
nearly four years of ESC coverage and they didn't even give me a free shirt

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SGA Ends The Semester

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barnard is just so barnard
bertberg
can't stop won't stop
goodbye country yossi goodbye
goodbye it has been fun
I have no idea who write for bwog anymore
I may come back and do laundry here
leave a comment
leena!
lefrak has some dark secrets
lefrak will come back
prove that people read these
sga
You got this!

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Senior Wisdom: E. N.

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absolutely THAT BITCH
curl pattern on fleek
e.n. physically and metaphorically gave me eyebrows
fashion icon fr whenever I see E.n.'s outfit at the club I feel a little more ugly inside lmfao she's so fly
have you seen her baby hair....... edges LAID
patiently waits for e.n.'s vogue cover
permanently serving looks
senior wisdom
the best thing to happen to glossier
you really will be minding your business eating a soft pretzel on the TKTS steps looking at E.n.'s face on a billboard

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Senior Wisdom: Anderson Peguero II

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"F*** IT NOW MY NAME" ARCHIBALD AL$O
"TELL ME THE TRUTH GUY$ ARE WE TOO OLD TO HAVE VALENTINE$?? LET'$ DI$CU$$"
$AMMY "SPEAKING OF KINGS DID U KNOW KING KRULE'S FIRST NAME IS 'ARCHIBALD' LMAO" $O$A
$I$CO
$I$CO "WAS $T VALENTINE A REAL PER$ON?? NO ONE EVER TAUGHT ME THIS" $OUL
$IR $EC
$ir $ecretary
aaaaaaaaaa the majority of the following tags are all literal email signatures from the man himelf
ANDER$ON 2: ELECTRIC BOOGLAOO
anderson called all of his friends queen before it was cool if that doesnt say real one idk what does
ANDY ALL NIGHTER
any time u got an email from "bacchanal special events" it was really just anderson on the toilet
BIG PAPA BARTHOLEMEW
COLONEL CAP$ LOCK
CORNY "NEVA CRU$TY" CHRI$ CUPID
DJ 999 !!!!!!!
EZEKIEL "EAGLE$ WON B*TCHE$" EBENEZER
FREDDY "FORWARD THIS EMAIL 2 A FRIEND OR FEEL MY CURSE FOR 9.9 YEARS... THAT'S 118.8 MONTHS... WHICH IS REALLY LIKE 119 MONTHS... THATS HELLA MONTH$" FELIX FERNANDO
KA I$AAC "I THINK IM RUNNING OUT OF THESE HUMOROUS P$EUDONYM$" IGLE$IA
senior wisdom
THA DARK DEEJAY RETURN$
this man has had an android his whole like and somehow the devil still hasnt snatched him... watch your back king
TONY TOO-BROKE-FOR-TEXTBOOK$

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Columbia College Announces Spring 2019 Phi Beta Kappa Inductees

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cc
columbia pbk
good grades
good life
such smart

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