This young squirrel maiden swaggered up to our camera, downed an acorn capful of nut ale and recited for us the Law of the Badger Squirrel Lords: Defend the weak, protect both young and old, never desert your friends. Give justice to all, be fearless in battle and always ready to defend the right. Then she grabbed her […]
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