The king of saying mean things (and somehow still not being hated), Louis C.K. angry-tweeted about the common core all of yesterday twelve times, decrying the system as “all about these tests.” As per usual, we feel ya, Louie. (Twitter) As if Formspring wasn’t bad enough, the youth of today has come up with yet another mode of bullying […]

The White House Task Force to Protect Students from Sexual Assault released a 20-page report that includes data on sexual assault on college campuses and recommendations for ways to combat it.  This article even mentions Columbia. (CNN) Now you can drink all day in Butler without getting drunk!  Finals week plans anyone? (Gothamist) The Tennessee […]

Popes John Paul II and John XXIII will be granted Sainthood today with Pope John Paul II now being the quickest Pope to become a Saint. (CNN) It’s official: Malala has endorsed Hillary. We can all go home now. Hill has got this in the mofo bag. (Techsonia) New Hampshire is real happy about increased […]

Beezin’. Maybe you’ve heard of it. Maybe you’ve tried it. In any case, it’s a harmless and sure way to make your finals more fun. (Gothamist) Most of us know a few sets of twins on campus, but how many know a set of triplets? These triplets are trying to decide between Columbia and Penn…Come on […]

Fleet Foxes is still on hiatus, guys. Just give the kids some time to tend to their Columbia education. (Pitchfork) We don’t know about you, but we’re Ready for (Grandma) Hillary. (The Washington Post) The Folk Art Museum’s destruction is the MoMA’s pet preservation project. (The New York Times) The Supreme Court recently upheld Michigan’s […]

This teen survived a five hour flight stowed away in an airplane’s wheel well.  We were impressed, although we admit we had to look up wheel well first.  (ABC News) Trigger warning for GoT spoilers: George R.R. Martin distances himself from the events of Sunday’s episode.  We can’t believe they actually worked to make GoT […]

Hey look! It’s Bwog in the news, bringing you lovely pictures of Dante De Blasio’s college tour. Bwog might have taken some selfies too but those are personal. (NY Daily News). The man who attacked Columbia Professor Prabhjot Singh has been arrested and charged with a hate crime. The attack occurred in September. (Seattle PI). […]

A baby is on the way! Grandma for president 2016? (Politico) Kepler -186f isn’t the catchiest name, but it might still make for a good home after we fuck up Earth too badly to live on it. First settler gets naming rights! (CNN) Ewwww these insects are having the wildest sex of any of us. We […]

Does the government have an imperative to keep graduate-level education so expensive? Maybe. (Slate) Is Paul Ryan a phony? Yeah. (Salon) Is Don Draper going to hijack an airplane? Maybe. (Slate) Does sexism perpetuate the “confidence gap”? Yes. (Huffington Post) Is there an entirely haunted island? YES AND IT IS FOR SALE. (Time) Are all the big fast […]

Remember last year’s Gillian Flynn craze? Well, they’re making a movie (shocker), it’s being directed by David Fincher, and it has Ben Affleck. Here are some enlightening thoughts on the 96-second trailer. (Vulture) Oppose de Blasio, and support the horse carriages!.. a sentence we never thought we’d hear ourselves say. (NY Daily News) NYPD just said […]

So you probably missed the blood moon last night (like we did), but you can still check out some awesome pictures (and find out what a blood moon actually is). (Space) Former Italian Prime Minister Berlusconi is sentenced to a year of community service for his crimes, which for some reason sounds kind of comical to us. […]

Rather than running for office, it seems many former Obama aides are going into consulting… Looks like the President uses CCE too much. (NYT) In light of the recent events around “Heartbleed,” the President has failed to call for full disclosure on security exploits made available to various Executive Agencies.  (Wikipedia, Al-Jazeera America) James Franco […]

You may have been passed out in a hallway last night, but J-Lo won some award for something other than her butt. (Fox News) US put on their concerned face and told Ukraine to knock it off. Mother Russia don’t play like that. (The Independent) Twitter is going to launch another redesign. At this point, […]

SEND ALL YOUR KKRRAAZZYY BACCHANAL TIPS/ PICTURES TO tips@bwog.com OR USE OUR ANONYMOUS TIP FORM! Pregame overheards/seens: McBain security guard after a group of girls came running and screaming out: “Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit…” “It’s the dust from the powder!” says paint-splattered person during Carman fire alarm. Seen: Group of Carmanites taking a […]

A knife-wielding 16-year-old Pennsylvanian boy stabbed twenty-two people yesterday. (Reuters) Maybe Comcast merging with Time Warner is good for business — “sometimes big is good,” one probably-grey-flannel-suit-wearing executive man argues — but it may or may not be so great for consumers. (Forbes) Mad Men is now only 85 hours away. Spoiler alert: here’s everything that will […]