Listen up Barnard girls. Apparently Nelson Mandela was the ultimate feminist. (CNN) Jay Z grabbed 9 Grammy nominations. Must be that new Vegan diet. (BBC) Some Columbia researchers grew lung cells out of human stem cells. (University Herald) Bill Braskey returned to SNL along with some great past cast members. Watch below. You’re welcome. (NBC)

First of all, look at what this guy did to his chest. If you thought Movember was weird, you were wrong. This is weird. (Daily Mail) Beyoncé and Jay-Z are vegan, in case you needed some motivation. But that won’t stop them from wearing fur; after all Jay-Z did say he was made of chinchilla […]

Carjackers in Mexico stole a truck with radioactive cobalt-60 in the back, raising concerns that they were going to build a dirty bomb with it. The thieves, if identified, probably won’t live to see a trial. (Washington Post) In a dystopian movie, a Nissan Leaf owner is arrested for charging his car at a school—thereby […]

Under a new government-funded program, the city of Amsterdam is giving street cleaning jobs to alcoholics that will be partially paid in beer. Beer is pretty much rebellion, right? (NYT) Microsoft is following in the footsteps of other major companies like Mozilla, Google, Facebook and Twitter in upping its encryption and security to protect users from […]

Researchers at the Columbia University Medical Center have been able to turn human stem cells into working lung and airway cells. This is the first time that this has ever been done. Some Pre Med kid must be crying with joy. (CUMC Newsroom) Here are some cool letters to the editor. What are they about? […]

Columbia Nursing wants you to stay healthy this winter. (Newswise) While you’re working on your health, start preparing for next year’s state fair. There will still be plenty deep-fried everything on a stick for you, America. (Vice) Know your TV sitcom moms. Prepare yourself for that trivia night, obvs. (Rookie) And in other news: Columbia’s very own […]

Happy last Monday of classes Second-to-Last Monday of Classes. We feel your pain. We have some really amazing people at this school, like Karina Melendez. (NY Times). Train derailment on Metro North. Who hasn’t taken that train at some point? (CNN). At least you aren’t in North Dakota. Actually…might not be so bad? (KX News). […]

Does your significant other call out someone else’s name while sleeping? A gossip column brings in the experts to discuss. (Bwog) Do not go gentle into that good library called Butler. Do not be one of those people. (Bwog) Apparently dining hall food is/always has been awful. As if we didn’t know (looking at you Ferris: […]

James Franco and Seth Rogen’s relationship is just as on point as Kim and Kanye’s. Uh huh, honey. (Buzzfeed) Go, Book Culture! If any Columbia University area bookstore were going to make the list as one of New York City’s best bookstores, we knew it would be you. (Gothamist) Lockdown on Monday at Yale after the school […]

A man dies after falling down the stairs at the courthouse on the day of his trial. Can the court get sued now? (NY Times). Thought the world was done with Charles Manson. (Rolling Stone) Columbia is getting sued for being too dark and injuring a detective while he was chasing someone on the job. […]

Give: Apparently Mr. White isn’t the only one using Ricen to kill people off. (ABC News) Take: Poor Miley Cyrus’ house was burglarized after her birthday. (MTV) Give: Black Friday is not the best time to find deals on presents to give to all your loved ones this fine holiday season. (LA Times) Take: Iran […]

Here’s a review of Catching Fire that will have no effect on whether or not you actually see the movie. (CNN) Lady Gaga did another weird thing but this one you probably shouldn’t open at work. (Digital Spy) Sorry that the word ‘selfie’ is still being used. (Daily Beast) And your weekly Rob Ford. (Daily Beast) […]

“Navigation and interior lights were turned off, the ship’s radio went silent, and plans for what to do if pirates boarded the vessel were reviewed.” Columbia professor Peter deMenocal braved the threat of Somali pirates to research the history of Africa’s climate. (Columbia University News) Both sides of the gun control debate have presented bad […]

Yesterday, Illinois became one of fifteen states to have passed legislation allowing for same-sex marriage.  This is just one week after Hawaii did the same thing.  As we all know, Gaga is a huge supporter of the movement, and even has a tag for Lady Gaga Gay Marriage on HuffPo. (Al-Jazeera America) The Bill and […]

5 Pointz in Long Island City, Queens, was literally whitewashed yesterday. Fuck you, the man. (NY Daily News) So as you all know, there was talk about raising the tobacco-buying age to 21. It isn’t just talk. Fuck you, the  man. (Huffington Post) What the fucking fuck fuck? Fuck you the man(s). (Yahoo) Wait. This […]