Bans, suspensions, expulsions, and pies, all in today’s edition of Bwoglines. 

You’re gonna have to buy your I <3 NYC shirt somewhere else. Editor’s warning: mentions of violence

I wish I had George Santos’ budget.

The flu is back … alas

Starbucks workers on strike, Ol’ Dirty Bastard Day, and more in this edition of Bwoglines!

Why was the volcano so pleasant to be around? Because he was so magmanimous.

Getting raided by the FBI is one way to do a tech detox.

“Life is anything but predictable” – Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson.

’tis the season for holiday shopping!

Pussy Riot, Hunter Biden, and MAYOR PETE!

I’ve never used the Q line.

THERE IS A NEW DINOSAUR. THIS IS AWESOME. Editor’s warning: Mentions of death and injury.

Who’s driving?

NYC Marathon, film screenings, and more in this edition of Bwoglines!

Biggest jumpscare of Halloween so far: BoJo. Also, rest in peace MetroCard.