As we near the 20th anniversary of 9/11, Columbia offers many avenues of remembrance.

Stop trying to make FDOC happen! It’s not going to happen!

The system is broken. When are we going to accept we can’t reform it?

Parisians are eating inside restaurants and receiving fines while New York is lacking in Johnson & Johnson supply.

Nobody ever said the smartphone business was going to be an easy one.

Can’t we just plug up the leak with a little sticker like you do with pool inflatables? No? Life doesn’t work like that?

Easter during the COVID-19 pandemic take two.

This stuff is no joke.

These shoes are a big deal y’all.

The Suez Canal is open for business. Capitalism lives to see another day, unfortunately.

Was no one going to tell me journalists weren’t given due process rights if the NYPD revoked or suspended their credentials?

Maybe I’m just very easily impressed but how were the subways ever not fast enough?

When I think about the essays I have due this week, being launched into the atmosphere to burn up sounds kinda fun.

What do lockdowns, state of emergencies, positivity rates, and poetry all have in common? They all revolve around COVID-19, and they all are featured in today’s Bwoglines.

Cuomo continues to ignore his series of scandals to tell us indoor fitness classes are back!