The school week’s almost over, and so is this sentence. Here’s Bwoglines.

Have a great third day of classes, Columbia! Here are today’s Bwoglines:

Happy second day of classes! We hope you get off every waitlist you’re currently stuck on. In the meantime, Bwog brings you today’s news as you figure out the best way to curse everyone ahead of you.

Bwog hits you with some hot study AND procrastination tips! To spice things up, here’s a fun astronomy headline to get you through finding a seat in Milstein!

Water with lemon jumpstarts your metabolism in the morning. Reading Bwoglines makes it work twice as fast.

Finals may be here, but that doesn’t mean the news stops. Catch up on what’s been going on before you make the final push. 

Are we not all just black bears in hot tubs?

The stars truly aligned so that the Daily Editor majoring in Astrophysics would get this day. Today’s May 4th, aka Star Wars day (get it…may the fourth (force) be with you??). Celebrate this momentous occasion with an entire space edition of Bwoglines!

Bold beautiful Bwoglines.

Roses are red, violets are blue, these Bwoglines, were written for you!

Happiest of Wednesdays — we’re almost there!

Also, the new Avengers movie deserves all that hot buzz.

Warning: Today’s Bwoglines contain mentions of antisemitism and a shooting.

Double vaccination stories today, folks! Also, if you’re registered to vote in NYC, you might want to check out our Happening in NYC bwogline.

TGI Friday’s is an awful restaurant.