Bringing you the lastest in Morningside minutia: the Lerner stairs between floors two and three are broken. This is really important for everybody who checks their mailbox, and/or takes the stairs. Between “slight inconvenience” and “annoyance”
Why? We’re not quite sure… the security guard at the desk had no idea either. Update: our tipster appears to be right! See evidence after the jump
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