Columbia laundry machines are dirty…and/or fire hazards…Barnard laundry machines cost money and break constantly. Dry cleaning gets expensive rulll quick. Hand-washing in  your dorm sink is a hassle. What to do now that mom’s not around to clean your clothes? Try Parachute! This is not an ad, but a review, of the new campus laundry […]

We recognize that Bacchanal sold out before you got the chance to whip out your debit or credit card of choice for ol’ Eventbrite. We also know that tickets were in fact $8.38 with fees and all, but for the purposes of this important article we stuck to the original $7. Here are all the […]