When Insomnia Cookies was brought to Morningside Heights, many of us saw it as a sign of better times. No longer would we have to walk out in the cold to Westside for some glorious snacking. Instead, the cookies would come to us. Just two days ago, apropos of nothing, we received the following tip: […]
The bowels of New York exploded in a seismic geyser-like spew! Turn on your TV to local NY news to watch incredible footage of a steam pipe gushing gas and mud into the air! It’s not terrorism. UPDATE 7:20 PM – Our resident steam correspondent ZvS can see the steam all the way from Brooklyn, […]
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