Under the sterling aegis of Jeffrey Sachs, we can make this the bestest world ever!! A letter from the editor about the poorest, richest girls The meta-est Eyepoke ever, in which a campus blog links to a campus magazine article about a campus magazine The best-written review of the worst book ever The tastiest-sounding review […]

Dressing up to spend the night in your dorm Decomposing garbage in your dorm “Sailor-esque colors” Feminists breaking the glass ceiling of hipness And one unequivocally good trend: Judd Apatow stoner comedies. But before that, 6 paragraphs about relationship dramas.

Manatees as the key to ethical (and adorable) expansion? Brilliant! Silver Sushi? Awesome! Roscoe Jenkins and Britney’s vagina are easily confused I thought I was in a cellar in Paris, but really it was just a basement room in a church. Hey, look, it’s an article! No, wait—it’s just a list of New Jersey stereotypes. […]

The pantsuit is what’s keeping Hillary from the nomination, femininity It really speaks volumes about the id of The Eye when the name chosen for a fictitious professor is “Rutherford Edgemont,” which are actually two towns in north Jersey and Westchester, respectively. Breaking: California kids choose to leave California the first chance they get Nellie […]

Dreamy man-children, oh goodness, how endearing It’s Hip! It’s Culture! It’s Cutting-edge! It’s hip, cutting-edge culture!  Hey, that sounds good, let’s say it again! Cassette tape obsessives are the new vinyl obsessives! And it’s no surprise that a little cucumber and some cinnamon buns make for aph-ro-deee-sia And that Saint Augustine…he was bringin sexy before […]

Money + Money + Money + NYU = Culture ? New Museum + School – Pedagogical Method = Art ? Teenagers + Live Music = Club Revenue – Bar Tabs = Out of Business  Misery + Exhaustion = A Great Way to Live ? Bacteria + Yeast + “A Few Days of Growth” + “Loving […]

I am not pretentious!! Maybe it’s because Columbia is pretentious.  This movie is not pretentious.  Stephen Merritt, on the other hand, is a touch pretentious. Wine does not have to be pretentious!

“Hoyt believes that he got into Columbia because of baseball and he’s probably right.” A student on Spiegelman’s Comics Marching into the Canon seminar, and this web-only interview Café East, it’s “East” of…the Hudson River  (Locke + Hume + Rousseau + Burke) x Matthew Fox) = we’ve been waiting

Score One for Us – Greek Recruitment Generally Wholesome SEAS Shot Glasses On The Way (Finally!!!!) A Garden Variety Critique That Historians Should Stick to History Towards a Super-Sexual Theory of the State Postscrypt: Chilling Out, Maxing, Relaxing All Cool Aspiring Dentists (hehehe)   In an S&M Club, Is Everyone Each Other’s Valentine? Web-Only: Interview […]

In which the word “Sexy”- as in, with a capital “s”- is employed to great effect Hipster artist superstar (no, really) in our midst Oh no, oh God, please no more $170 for a gift for Mom? Whatever happened to a handprint with a poem? We’ve all seen the posters, now here’s the straight dope […]

Gay GSers… they’re people! Yet another attempt to get our asses out of Roti Roll, Pinnacle New Yorker’s Gopnik on beauty, art, life Canadian victims of backlash against “The [noun]s” bands still alive and well

A Project Runway party sounds like a good excuse for cosmos, and who doesn’t like sake at an “Asian tea party?” And everyone knows going to clubs is only fun when you’re trashed. Oh, wait, did we miss the point?  Whichever dude said “what’s in a name?” had obviously not met Ultimate Fighting champ Tom […]

“By searching for Columbia’s vestiges of patriotism, we may feel as if we are playing a game of Where’s Waldo with a Rand McNally map.” Borat may mock misogyny, anti-Semitism, and racism by overtly exhibiting these traits, and he might grossly stereotype an actual Central Asian country to the point that their government has issued […]

Insert Manhattanville joke after headline Hey, Cold War Kids, I bet your practice pad in LA didn’t actually look like a Third World country. It didn’t? It had Pottery Barn furniture? Yeah, we’re psychic. Little Miss Sunshine as the zenith of independent movies Just remember, in the end, everyone will be too drunk to notice […]

Bwog forgot about The Eye last week. But we suppose that other people didn’t…so the EyePoke returns! Cute profiles of random subway stops- with ratings! Something for the gay hipster in all of us Meet Barry Bergdoll, soon to be MoMA curator Something we’d prefer not to think about