A Project Runway party sounds like a good excuse for cosmos, and who doesn’t like sake at an “Asian tea party?” And everyone knows going to clubs is only fun when you’re trashed. Oh, wait, did we miss the point?

 Whichever dude said “what’s in a name?” had obviously not met Ultimate Fighting champ Tom Gallicchio. So guttural, so bellicose!

Havel lurks around the Knitting Factory? Weird. What’s next, Mandela hanging around Delancey?

 We’re just going to link with the lede here: “Daterape Birdgirl says ‘No!’ to unauthorized intercourse!”