Let me set the stage for you: I’m at a football game. It’s late October. Three days before Halloween, in fact. Around this time, I would normally expect to be bundled up in a coat and scarf, a knitted hat keeping my head cozy as I hold onto a warm cup of coffee for dear […]
Did we teleport to Florida or California and not even know it? Why is Mother Nature so cruel as to give us this new heat wave, when leaves should be falling just like our GPAs? Let us discuss how global warming is real, and out to get us. Judgment Day is coming… and it’s starting […]
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