Just because you’re Bank of America doesn’t mean you can meet your expected quarter profits. Check your privilege. (Reuters) Check yourself, but also check your mail for ricin, especially if you’re a senator. Maybe it’s a good thing you never visit your Lerner mailbox. (NY Times) Have you always wanted to colonize a new planet? […]

Bwog likes reprinting emails from admin. Especially wholly noxious ones.  We are watching you. Date: Thu, 12 Apr 2007 18:03:53 -0500    From: Michael Mallick <mgm3@columbia.edu>  Subject: failures to deliver senior essays to sponsors      To: seniorenglishessaywriters@columbia.edu It seem quite a number of you — this year’s senior essayists — did not follow the […]

Just Another Nobel Prize—but What Do You Figure Fox Will Comment on Tomorrow? Remember that Increase in Financial Aid?  SAC Commands CUC to Stand Firm in Its Commitment Marvin Stewart Packs Pepper, Unidentified Minuteman Kicks Protester on National Television; You Heard It Here First  Spectator Photo Coverage Foreshadows Varsity Show Publicity, Other People Get Nastier […]

Over the past several days, the Bwog has recieved a steady stream of drivel decrying the Minuteman protest. In the interest of depicting what kind of statements are coming out of a particular subset of American society today, we’ve reprinted a few of them. The really long ones have been cut down a bit, but […]