The second-floor green chairs provide superior back support, a better view, and more isolation: no worrying if friends walking to class are going to see you eat that crumb you dropped on your shirt—and yet, I am an avid first floor enthusiast. Why, you ask? The whispering. 

You may be getting ready to forsake Butler and head home for break, but there are a few individuals who would never dream of abandoning its marble walls and fancy woodwork: the Butler Archetypes. Lend your ear (eyes?) to Aurally Annoyed Bijan Samareh as he profiles those study buddies who stick out like a giant snow […]