It’s Ivy Day. The world’s most stressful day, according to anyone on r/ApplyingToCollege. It’s a been a year since mine—let me take you through it.
A tipster overheard the following in Lerner: “Most people don’t know this about me, but I’m really fucking intellectual.” Which probably means: “I definitely think most people think I’m intellectual, but I’m trying to sound humble by pretending I don’t and putting a ‘fucking’ in there.” It’s the essence of every college or job application […]
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