Wash your hands in the comfort of your own room!
My story of my journey through the depths of the housing lottery hell.
To everyone who picked into a McBain double today, I just wanna talk.
Because we’ll do anything—and we do mean anything—to avoid the McBain shaft.
The author is moving out of McBain in ten days.
Oh wait, no. Sheetrock is falling. Late this past Friday night, the ceiling of a McBain double inexplicably fell while one of the room’s occupants watched in terror. The sheetrock fell onto one of the roommate’s desk, bed and shattered her phone. Luckily, both of the sophomores are alright, though probably traumatized by McBain doing what […]
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