If you give a mouse a Tevatron, and that mouse is an experimental physicist, it will ask for more money to build an enormous super collider beneath Switzerland and France, telling you that it needs more energy to confirm its theory on what makes the Universe do its thing. At least, that’s roughly how it […]
It’s spring, a time of rebirth, renewal, and hope. As the flowers peep out from the soil each April in the cycle of the four seasons, so, too, do groovy new Apple products perpetually emerge in the never-ending cycle that is modern technology. In that vein, Bwog is very excited to bring you the first campus […]
Live from Weapons of Mass Destruction, where Professor Paul Richards, wearing a moss-green jacket and flowered tie, cracked the following joke: A sodium atom walks into a bar, looking dejected. Barkeep: What’s wrong? Sodium atom: I’ve lost an electron. Barkeep: Are you sure? Sodium atom: Yes, I’m positive! OK, maybe you had to be there.
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