Geneva, SWITZERLAND — This just in from CERN Research Center: It was the culmination of thousands of physicists and engineers working for over a decade in what has become the greatest scientific project the world has ever seen. The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is built to hurl thousands of tiny particles at speeds approaching that […]
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