Oh Academy Hardware, we hardly knew ye (really) ULURP slurps Yes, I will eschew activism in favor of writing about 17th-century biologists Another week, another Columbia Coalition You know it’s bad when your malnourished body thrills at any mention of broccoli  OF PARTICULAR NOTE: Spectator wants to hear from you! And one of their questions […]

Oh Manhattanville! My Manhattanville, rise beyond the eminent domain! Barackin’ it at the Apollo Spectator interviews…Radiohead???  Quigs, you’ve got some explaining to do Welcome back to fourth grade.  

Filmmaker wins award for documentary, is kind of an asshole about it This article is like our collective id—thoughts of humiliating nature usually repressed by censors barring them from entering conscious thought. Something… went amiss here. Wrestling tournament—in complete seriousness—is called Mat-Town USA Open Premeds take a break from mutually assured sabotage to address scathing […]

What the editorial board is thankful for: the chance to make a wise-ass prayer Sprayregen swaps out Greedy humanitarians require more money Rage against the machine not being more machine-like (and wasn’t it “sing”? maybe I remembered wrong) This article isn’t about JDate? Plus, from the archives: We hope she makes it another year…

In this headline, the word “better” has three t’s Food smuggling trade presumably unaffected Backstreet’s back (?)… alright.  NY Department of Education goes down a letter grade  Yale at “Tolerance Rally” stage, while noose fad just hitting midwest  Plus: Here’s what the Brits are hearing about Manhattanville  Coming up today on Bwog: Ask Bwog Holiday […]

These alumni certainly did not go without dinner last night Meanwhile, it was business as usual on the picketers’ campgrounds “gay pigeons, erotic German love poetry dedicated to a waitress, a comparison between love and cheese, a love of nachos. . .” Give in, already? No! Not yet!   Plus: Here’s how the Sun tells […]

Maybe you should take the Core first before protesting it. Up next in Lit Hum– Toni Morrison!  The way to Kuwalik’s heart is through his stomach.  Why are we so cynical? Another day, another protest, another bar.  PLUS: Minneapolis Community College students find novel uses for nooses.   AND FOR THE VISUAL AMONG YOU: Video […]

Hunger Strike  Faculty Dissent! Faculty Meta-Dissent! Some Show About Models Sounds Like a Show About Airplanes The Fuckin’ Googleplex!

Looks like Manhattanville has bigger problems than our expansion… “‘I left you a piece of my ass,’ he might say. Or I might take a bite regardless, spread with a liberal schmear of chipotle aioli” Appointing a Pigeon Czar might not stop the pigeons from acting like pigeons. Enter: Kulawik Football team’s courageous Ivy League […]

But wait! There’s more of them! You’ve never realized how much we take the Lerner elevators for granted, until now Ah, to look back on the years of basketball-playing youth. . . Suddenly, Mean Girls and Steinbeck define the essence of freshman year Something to consider adding to that list of demands, perhaps  

And I’m not eating until Columbia changes the names engraved on Butler Library! Meetings with Professor Philip Kitcher and the Committee on CC vs. not eating. Yup, similar tactics. There are people starving in Africa who aren’t getting so much media coverage. In case you’re not hunger-striking… Animal house!

Bollinger Heads South, Speaks About Our Plans to Move North Spec Demands Longer Thanksgiving Break, Part of a Kit-Kat Bar Even People Who Have Work on Election Day Get a Break To the Five Boroughs  Columbia Sports American Football Loss Rugby Football Loss Tennis Win, Loss Field Hockey Win Volleyball Triple Loss Women’s Soccer Win […]

“Good news” from the Anthropology departments, to some folks’ dismay Something tells us a three-year boycott on these proportions this might be a little difficult Rest In Peace TV-Links, Glorious Ruiner of GPAs and Paper Deadlines If you want to know what makes Butler residents angry, here’s how to do it Racism: It’s overstated!   […]

Well Teacher’s College, maybe November will see better days. CU wants u 2 b safe.  What does “wadding up” mean? Columbia Spectator is one-sided, ignores “kill whitey.”  The core is useful beyond just cocktail parties.

Sachs talks to some farmer who “set the world on fire.” Columbia beats down the merchants who “slaughtered Hofstra.” Freshman fears being “Attack[ed]. Devour[ed].” What does $20,000 for Community Impact mean? “student life…will…end.”  Fittingly, a review discussing the Saw series ends with “There will be more blood.”