Students subject to Dean’s Discpline to be treated like sex offenders The awesomely-named Serene Jones, a Yale Divinity School prof, will be taking over UTS Columbia really wants to offer a new financial aid package to compete with the likes of Harvard and Stanford, but gently reminds us that it is much, much poorer than […]

Looks like Manhattanville has bigger problems than our expansion… “‘I left you a piece of my ass,’ he might say. Or I might take a bite regardless, spread with a liberal schmear of chipotle aioli” Appointing a Pigeon Czar might not stop the pigeons from acting like pigeons. Enter: Kulawik Football team’s courageous Ivy League […]

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While campus liberals gear up for an appearance by the founder of the anti-immigrant Minutemen, they might want to know what else College Republicans President Chris Kulawik has up his sleeve: family values Senator Rick Santorum, scheduled to visit at the end of October. Sources inside the Student Governing Board say that the Republicans blew […]