We told you not to quit your day job The Sophomore Slump–malnutrition-induced?  Man, why doesn’t anyone want to get lung cancer anymore? Dude, that’s whack.  Columnist seeks cred, ends up with sore foot  Editorial board has an epiphany: raising money is hard! 

Labyrinth of Books = Labyrinth of Despair Female World Leaders Visit Columbia; Confused World Husbands Still Waiting For Dinner GS Students Petition For Bigger Allowance, Later Curfew, Use of Car Dianne Murphy: Stop Being A P#%$y

CC Alum Elected to Largely Ceremonial Position in Tiny Eastern European Nation Old People Living at Barnard Striving towards pareto efficiency, one club sandwich at a time Can I be a Cool and Awesome college student and not get sexually assaulted — at the same time? Jake Olson to CU: Stop being a pussy!

What are you in for? Oh, I got attacked in a subway by a chainsaw-wielding nutcase. ESC 2010 candidates promise mixers, e-mails, facebook invites Oriana eulogises Oriana, the pope scandalises Muslims while speaking at a German university, and in other news, students have faith.

Student councils not pussies, unlike non-Ice Hockey players Corporate whore or effete intellectual? Now you don’t have to choose! Ahmadinejad is a meanie, we poop on him Ahmadinejad is a meanie, we want to have an open cultural dialogue Jake’s One Regret

Iranian President to enrich Columbia life for “peaceful research purposes” There will be a Target at 116th and the East River come summer 2008; please enunciate the second “t” Chris Condello golfs it up, Tiger-style  “Civility” is the new “tolerance” Expelled PhD. student works toward unofficial doctorate in fighting the power

First-year elections: “I can distinguish myself in that I created a student-run Model UN Conference, which attracted over 300 delegates, my senior year of high school.” Athletic department gives out free shit, victory ensues  Kulawik scared his money paid for your abortion  ‘Stend will not be open for election day victory parties  Columbia doesn’t like […]

Columbia financial aid catches up to Harvard, Princeton, Yale, Stanford Gift of $48 Million kicks off “soon-to-be-announced” capital campaign (link unavailable! see bwog post below!) Princeton ends early admissions. First-year says early admission is awesome. Riverside Reverend known for reform and renewal retires No new bars on 108th street, damn it!  

Victory! (Football) Victory! (Futbol) Victory! (Field Hockey) Genocide is bad and hopefully preventable Suicide is bad and maybe preventable Rich Jews to talk about international banking “Learning to discern between healthy and exploitative porn is much the same as learning to discern between good and bad sexual relationships.”

They Still Won’t Go Below 96th St. To, Yes, Below, No. Plus, Russianoff Propagandizes “Toast Is the Toast of the Town,” Sez Spec. “To Adding Our Ten Cents to the Pun!” Toasts Bwog  Spec-Reading Parents No Longer Oblivious to Drug Use  GS Reads SuccessLit, Coaches CC 

CU Security Attains Goal to be Creepier than theFacebook.com Old People Still Do Things the Old Way. It’s News! I’m Sorry…You Spent My 40 Grand on What? Apparently, Spiderman Doesn’t Actually Go Here—Though If It’s Any Consolation, Neither Do The Olsen Twins If You Keep Acting Like That, You Little Tramp, People Are Going to […]

  A look back at five years of non-progress at Ground Zero, and recollections from a bunch of people who were in the city that day Of course, Facebook news is almost as important as the 9/11 anniversary Columbia students know the best things in life are free, but you can give them to the […]

Bwog was going to do QuickEye, and cheaply summarize Spectator’s new weekly magazine for our readers, but their website isn’t up yet. (We weren’t ignoring you!) You can find the pdf here. If we could link, we’d say: Rich kids can afford unpaid internships! White kids can join all these amazing cliques! Osama bin Laden […]

Fun Run Fun, Sources Say Columbia makes sure campus is ready for exterior shots in big-budget movies Because the food’s just that bad. Get it? Survivors of Facebook War return maimed, disillusioned Columbia: protecting your sex, not your identity

Beyond the quirky e-mails, interview exposes the man in all his green-beer-bottle-loving glory Grade inflation? What? Not here! No way! How Will and Grace brought down the gay man The life and times of the struggling post-grad Lions football star