Over the course of many days spent here in Butler, we’ve looked on patiently as young love has shape-shifted through a number of manifest forms, from discreet Skype sessions to full on fornication, freshman-style. But this latest display is too much—we’re putting our foot down:

Hartley-Wallach overlord Scott Helfrich has a job for you today: Are you done with finals and interested in making some extra cash tomorrow morning?  Are you a fast, accurate typist with an eye to perfection? If you are done with finals (because this should not be a distraction) and are available to type highlighted sections […]