Some people think us youths are destroying America, and some think we’re saving it. Michelle Obama just thinks we’re “knuckleheads.” (TIME) We must be doing something wrong though, seeing as we spread disease like its our job. (CNN) Meanwhile, NASA continues to unlock the secrets of the universe one by one. (ajc.com) Speaking of secrets of […]
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