Nadra Rahman isn’t just a Bwog-CCSC joint icon and Club Bangla president, but also a strong proponent of recycling.

Dassi Karp really just wants to bake a babka before her time here is up.

The delightfully accented and secret Soundcloud-er Gabby Kloppers has some wisdom for y’all. Listen up!

Former Bwog Editor Asya Sagnak asks the questions we all want the answers to: why is PrezBo’s weather machine only used for Days on Campus and who really runs Spec?

Former Bwog Deputy Editor and shine theorist Lila Etter dispenses hard truths, such as: sometimes awkward small talk becomes a great conversation, don’t judge people for their majors and seriously, don’t brush your teeth in Butler.

Grant Der Manouel spills the tea on NSOP 2016 and reminds us to go to things that aren’t mandatory. Expand your minds, you fools!!

Read more for the wise words of the ‘grandmother’ of the Columbia Arab Students Association.

Sometimes it’s good to take your own advice, and that’s what Lena Denbro did… 

Carman 6’s designated cockroach killer bestows some knowledge. 

Moon baby aka Cinnamon Thunder aka the one and only Megnot Mulugeta thanks the zines and reminds us that grades aren’t everything:

Mina Mahmood has access to the ever elusive Senior Scramble spreadsheet and is here to tell you to say no!

Shaun Wang reminds us to bring pillows to the stacks…unless you’re into that…and that pressure makes diamonds!

Sarah Lubin legally lives in Altschul, a feat in it of itself-and tells us to please don’t spread ourselves too thin. 

Meena Ardebili looks a lot like Ilana Glazer, and is kind enough to give us killer advice on friendship and relationships.

Ravi knows gentrification in Morningside Heights has one honest victim – Spec.