A tipster sends us this from the Hartley basement: If what we think happened happened, Bwog formally advises you both to get a tetanus shot stat.

Obama is delaying his spring break. (NYT) New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo will take himself off the Paterson case. (NYT) Conan O’Brien has planned his comedy tour after leaving NBC (NYP) A sex toy dealer’s parties have drawn the attention of the cops. (Gawker)