The Hermione-to-Columbia rumor machine continues to be more active than anything ESPN Insider has to offer (yes, that was a sports reference – just move along). Previous rumors (which we and our commenters were skeptical of) were based an entry in the Columbia University directory, but now British tabloid The Daily Mail is reporting that, […]
Here is their mothership and its adjoining, exploratory cruiser, which is a trusty gray van named “Microwave Satellite Technologies Inc.” Both satellite and van were abandoned, so the reasons for their visit are unknown. Maybe Bollinger just wanted to get a really good picture for Pacquiao vs. De La Hoya.
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