Don’t you just hate how your friends are always pressuring you into things you don’t want to do? Things like drugs, alcohol, and… sandwiches? Woebegone on Broadway: “I hate it when people bring me to the deli. They’re like, let’s go to the deli! And I’m like no!” Rather gratuitous meat selection via Wikimedia
Come to our meating tonight, and see how the sausage is made. All peoples are welcome. There will be food. 7pm, Lerner SGO. Tasty Snacks via Wikimedia Commons
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