Non-consensual deli visits are a leading cause of the death of college friendships

Don’t you just hate how your friends are always pressuring you into things you don’t want to do? Things like drugs, alcohol, and… sandwiches?

Woebegone on Broadway: “I hate it when people bring me to the deli. They’re like, let’s go to the deli! And I’m like no!”

Rather gratuitous meat selection via Wikimedia