Don’t you just hate how your friends are always pressuring you into things you don’t want to do? Things like drugs, alcohol, and… sandwiches? Woebegone on Broadway: “I hate it when people bring me to the deli. They’re like, let’s go to the deli! And I’m like no!” Rather gratuitous meat selection via Wikimedia
In which the Battle of the Spicies comes to a satisfactory conclusion, as narrated by Armin Rosen. I was drunk as fuck the first time I encountered the Spicy Special at 109 Gourmet Deli–but then again, who isn’t drunk as fuck when they first encounter the 109 Spicy Special? Plenty of establishments cater to a […]
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