Remember how when you were a first-year your cool sophomore friend talked about using her windowsill to chill perishables in the winter? One intrepid McBain resident has actually done it. Forget eating in Ferris when you can dine overlooking the shaft the city. Of course, with the recent spring-like weather, one has to wonder how […]
And now for something a wee bit different. In today’s Actual Wisdom, English professor Edward Mendelson teaches us a lesson about breaking the rules. And about the perils of questionnaires. It’s all below, in his personally requested format. It’s kinda like when you take major liberties with an unappealing essay prompt and end up writing […]
Midterms Are Over, So Take A Fucking Nap
April 14, 2025Why Are All the Doors So Damn Heavy
April 14, 2025Formula 1 Drivers As Barnumbia Majors
April 9, 2025How To Walk Manhattan Tip To Tip: A 10 Hour Adventure
April 8, 2025