While crossing Broadway at 115th street, a tipster overheard this exchange between two “somewhat nerdy” men, narrowing down the possibilities to roughly half of Columbia’s community. Guy 1: “Trust me, after living in this city for four years, I’ve seen everything. Everything. One day I was in the subway, and a woman just took off […]
Finals approach, and the fun continues. Sometimes Times New Roman just isn’t enough:
It’s opposite day, or something! The tree should not be wearing a scarf, but is. And some person should be wearing their underwear, but it’s on the street. O tempora o mores! This tree is wearing a scarf, and we have street art! Who says you need to head to the Village to see knitted […]
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