Whether Columbia is good at real sports is debatable, but here is a list of fake sports that Columbia would be good at. Walking quickly through a wind turbine half-awake wearing nothing except a Canada Goose vest. Elbowing your way through Ferris at peak dinner hour. Sprinting across Broadway with 2 seconds left on the […]
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