You enter the lecture hall (ten minutes before class starts – the earliest you’ll be all semester), take a seat in the middle a calculated distance from the door, throw a jacket over the chair next to you to provide a sufficient buffer between you and the next person. The professor swoops in and spends […]
In case you haven’t noticed, there are hordes of youths on skateboarders on Broadway, screaming, with helicopters overhead and cops standing and yelling. Bwog’s hangover is none too pleased with this, but we admire their spunk. This is the annual Broadway Bomb, an illegal boarding race down Broadway. Last year, the state filed an injunction […]
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