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Over the radio (WBAR, 6:00 AM)
If you’re on a date and you think of something awkward, just say it. It’s only awkward if you keep it inside.
In the elevator…
Guy: … So, yeah, that’s how I’m out of Spandex. And I had a whole drawer full of Spandex.
Girl: (sincere, almost breathless) God…that’s amazing.
And in front of Butler…
Girl: …And then I look over and the guy is fucking masturbating right there on the bench
Guy: No way.
Girl: Yeah. Right there on the bench.
Guy: No way.
Thanks to Leni Babb, Addison Anderson, and Ashley Nin for eavesdropping. Keep it coming: bwgossip@columbia.edu
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@person http://hollabacknyc.blogspot.com/
@rp maybe slightly turned on too?
@oh my god! i’m not the girl who’s quoted, but i had an experience where i a guy in riverside park was masturbating on a bench while sitting right next to me! the girl in front of butler must have been talking about the same guy! anyway, heads up ladies: there is a pervert in riverside park.
@pfft You’re not a real New Yorker unless you’ve seen someone beating their meat in the park or subway anyway. Consider yourself blessed, if slightly grossed out.
@the net outcome of this post would seem to be, wearing spandex on a date with your sister can be awkward, unless you both masturbate.
@INCEST! I love how this is a picture of Fred Astaire and HIS SISTER!!!