Over the radio (WBAR, 6:00 AM)

If you’re on a date and you think of something awkward, just say it. It’s only awkward if you keep it inside.

In the elevator…

Guy: … So, yeah, that’s how I’m out of Spandex.  And I had a whole drawer full of Spandex.

Girl: (sincere, almost breathless) God…that’s amazing.

And in front of Butler…

Girl: …And then I look over and the guy is fucking masturbating right there on the bench

Guy: No way.

Girl: Yeah. Right there on the bench.

Guy: No way.

Thanks to Leni Babb, Addison Anderson, and Ashley Nin for eavesdropping. Keep it coming: bwgossip@columbia.edu