Cell Phones: Part of the Not-Being-a-Hermit Experience

Don’t Worry – Osama Bin Laden will not be able to take Lit Hum

We have lots of money!

Public schools have no money! (They should take a hint and start inventing useful stuff)

We are mean to public schools! (Come on! They can’t invent anything worth a damn)

New SEAS head will have big shoes to fill (Hint: just don’t screw up the inventing!)