Columbia continues its recent trend of improving old things by re-doing them in Century Gothic with the launch of the new Lerner website. Even though the new site is the color of a failing kidney, information is streamlined and aesthetically pleasing—like this handy map of Lerner’s innards. And this insultingly oversimplified guide to booking space. If it only it were as simple as the vague, minimalist Clip Art suggests it would be!

Speaking of navigating a rocky bureaucratic disaster, the office of housing is sponsoring a “contest”. They’re looking for students to volunteer their rooms for a virtual tour to be completed in time for spring’s housing lottery. The “winners” will receive an unspecified amount of Flex points added to their accounts. The deadline of the “contest” is 11/16, so all interested parties should probably start removing drug paraphernalia and illegal residents as quickly and efficiently as possible.